The Perfect Storm - Kb Stylz

**ducatilover** · 25th May 2013, 10:57

It doesn't seem legit to me. Did your highside go left, or right?

**mashman** · 25th May 2013, 11:00

Originally Posted by sugilite

Damn straight Mashman, I dobbed that bitch in and did the *555 on her arse. Naturally I was thinking of the children. Before I landed from this mother of all highsides I just had enough time to bang off a post into the KB religious ravings section, knowing that it's Gods "go to" place to brush up on his word and give me a free resurrection ticket.

As long as it wasn't the group of lesbians wearing the silly hats you're all good mate. Kudos on the front mono textin, it should be on the basic handling skills test.

**Madness** · 25th May 2013, 11:19

Did someone mention lesbians?

**nudemetalz** · 25th May 2013, 11:31

What I want to know is,...how the hell you got an MVX250 engine to fit in the Harley frame?

**bogan** · 25th May 2013, 11:55

Originally Posted by Madness

Only 3km/hr over the limit? What a homo.

Bet his front wheel was on the road too, pussy.

**Kornholio** · 25th May 2013, 12:10

I'm surprised you managed to get through the Bikeoi that was protesting about ACC and waving around the Twin Towers at the time

**Pussy** · 25th May 2013, 12:45

Was anyone reading the Christmas edition of the Watchtower at the same time?

**MSTRS:Me** · 25th May 2013, 13:01

Normal people couldn't bear to do that, Pussy. Besides, why would they when there's KB and lesbians? Oh - and things to argue about on the internets....

**Swoop** · 25th May 2013, 13:15

Sounds suspiciously like a government conspiracy and cover up. Were you using USD forks while waving?

**Madness** · 25th May 2013, 13:16

Originally Posted by Pussy

Was anyone reading the Christmas edition of the Watchtower at the same time?

Only for research purposes, honest.

**sugilite:Me** · 25th May 2013, 15:15

Originally Posted by scumdog

Now THAT makes more sense than a shit-load of other posts I read on KB, particularly 'Boston bombing', 'ANZAC' thread et al...

Now those were just silly, unlike this thread

Originally Posted by Oakie

'Perfect storm' my hairy white arse! You forgot to WAVE!

After reading pages and pages on that subject I still have not deciphered the elusive kb wave

Originally Posted by MSTRS

I cannot fail to notice, Sugi, that you did not mention the tyre pressures you were running during your adventure ride. Was that a test to see if we were paying attention?

Top marks to you good sir. For the record, KB peer pressure limits apply, so at max!

Originally Posted by awa355

And boy, doesn't it hurt when your elbow wacks a mirror that isn't spring loaded

Yeah it is, hence my "which jacket question". No takers on that hot potato, solving the crisis in the middle East is a cake walk in comparison.

Originally Posted by Madness

Only 3km/hr over the limit? What a homo.

Did the Honda powered Harley not make that blatantly obvious?

Originally Posted by ducatilover

It doesn't seem legit to me. Did your highside go left, or right?

The Devil in the K-Tech sent me left and the Angel in the Ohlins sent me right.

Originally Posted by mashman

As long as it wasn't the group of lesbians wearing the silly hats you're all good mate. Kudos on the front mono textin, it should be on the basic handling skills test.

I was hoping for 100 virgins, but all I got was katmans purgatory

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

What I want to know is,...how the hell you got an MVX250 engine to fit in the Harley frame?

No worries, I cut off the rear cylinder to improve reliability.

Originally Posted by bogan

Bet his front wheel was on the road too, pussy.

Wheelies are the devils tool

Originally Posted by Swoop

Sounds suspiciously like a government conspiracy and cover up. Were you using USD forks while waving?

If I'd had upside down forks I would have been able to stop in one meter, that's a kb "fact" right there.