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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago = Viagra
    So that's what, a small dessert-spoon full? So why can't they swallow it?
    Why "they" - can't you reach?
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

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    This thread is therapeutic, I feel better already. Funniest one I've read. Cheers John.

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart
    Why "they" - can't you reach?
    Hey, you don't keep a dog and bark yourself.........
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago = Viagra
    So that's what, a small dessert-spoon full? So why can't they swallow it?
    Yeah, what's with that? It's supposedly like a warm oyster, big deal.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago = Viagra
    Hey, you don't keep a dog and bark yourself.........
    Just think of the "self satisfaction" tho, if you did.
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago = Viagra
    So that's what, a small dessert-spoon full? So why can't they swallow it?
    Sounds like you've got the wrong woman.

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    Sounds like you've got the wrong woman.
    Haven't we all??
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Haven't we all??
    Not this boy!
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"

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    Yessss, itsssss a nasssty trick wot they pullsssss on usssssss until theys got usss 'trapped'. Nassssssty womensesss
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    MSTRS I have NEVER pulled anyting on you, trick or otherwise!
    ( and after reading this prolly never will either!)
    Diarrhoea is hereditary - it runs in your jeans

    If my nose was running money, I'd blow it all on you...

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    Quote Originally Posted by yungatart
    MSTRS I have NEVER pulled anyting on you, trick or otherwise!
    ( and after reading this prolly never will either!)
    Yep, like I always say. "If you want something done, ya gotta do it yourself"
    within certain limits of course
    Do you realise how many holes there could be if people would just take the time to take the dirt out of them?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Yeah, what's with that? It's supposedly like a warm oyster, big deal.
    But hey, there's nothing more endearing than that first attempt at swallowing, when she chokes and it comes out her nose.......
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    Quote Originally Posted by MSTRS
    Haven't we all??
    No not me, have done incredibly well for myself!

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    Quote Originally Posted by onearmedbandit
    No not me, have done incredibly well for myself!
    Well that's TWO of us that feel we have the right woman, what about the rest of you??

    Oh, by the way C.B. is an "11"
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    Hey, all joking aside, V=V is one very happy (and lucky) man
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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