How do you open your beer?

**Swoop** · 4th June 2013, 13:53

Creativity?

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**Drew** · 4th June 2013, 14:42

My wedding ring is tungsten carbide. Works a treat for opening the Heineken!

**scumdog** · 4th June 2013, 14:53

My wife opens my beers for me..

**Maha** · 4th June 2013, 14:55

If it is to tough, I get my wife to open it.

**YellowDog** · 4th June 2013, 17:05

The respectable lady folk opening bottles with tits and fanny are probably best avoided

**george formby** · 4th June 2013, 17:15

I've got shed loads to do tonight but after watching that I'm going to train the dog to open my beer.

**Akzle** · 4th June 2013, 17:30

what are these faggy little bottles?

it's quarts, if i'm feeling like a bitch, otherwise, kegs.

get it in ya!

**tri boy** · 4th June 2013, 21:06

Beths egg flipper in once were warriors is still cool.

**avgas** · 4th June 2013, 21:39

They come sealed?!!????

**tigertim20** · 4th June 2013, 21:41

thats not bad, but my beers are always open when my wife brings them to me

**avgas** · 4th June 2013, 21:44

True story confusing a screw top with a pop-top will result in 3 hour wait in A&E to get your hand glued. Or new fillings in you molars.

I now use a bottle opener.

**scumdog** · 5th June 2013, 09:56

Originally Posted by tri boy

Beths egg flipper in once were warriors is still cool.

My mate use to be murder on them at parties.

After using one to open half a dozen bottles or so the edge would be chewed to hell, the blade was buckled, the rivets holding the blade to the shaft were loose and often the wooden handle had fallen off.

He littered kitchens throughout this area with mangled egg-flippers/fish slices.