I'm still a kid ... loved it ... loved their laughter!
Just faidin away!
I'm still a kid ... loved it ... loved their laughter!
Anarchic Wild Child
Diary of TomOriginally Posted by cc rider
You dick
Dear Diary,
The Toms from down the road continue to spray on the back door, I am forced to wage my tail in the window in taunting jest as the Establishment has seen fit to keep me captive during the day. I shall continue my Diary entries until the Authorites come for me
I shall write to their owners in regard spaying...
Is 10pm here...
I was forced to spray mark on the neighbour's door again today. The aging tabby who lives there thinks she's so anti-establishment, but her tail makes her wages . and she was flaunting it again today. (Unfortunately I am attracted to counter-culture females)
The toms from across the road and from down the street both noticed, so I marked my territory yet again .. in the vain hope that one day she will emerge at the same time as I have her wages in my pocket ...
The tabby thinks that she can write to my owner - but she can't spell meow ...if I do say so myself
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Zombies Are Just Misunderstood
Dear Diary
As much as the effort tires me, I feel sad for Tom. Due to his endless graffiti his Authorities have put him in a feline diaper. His humiliation comforts me.
I continue to wage my tail out the window. My daily exercise is grueling... I shall sleep until late supper is served.
Sent via the Establishments warming plate (laptop)
Last edited by cc rider; 9th June 2013 at 01:52. Reason: cat's don't learn from spelling mistakes
Hardcore Punk
Dear diary........Must find out what " wage my tail means" as it has appeared twice in this thread.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Just faidin away!
The wages of sin are death apparently, I wonder, what "are" the wages of tail? ........
Hardcore Punk
About $20 down by the river apparently.The wages of sin are death apparently, I wonder, what "are" the wages of tail? ....
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Just faidin away!
Dear diary ... sounds like a bargain to me!About $20 down by the river apparently.
Hardcore Punk
Probably cost you a couple of hundred in jabs and protection though.Dear diary ... sounds like a bargain to me!
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Just faidin away!
Like: Pussy cat pussy cat where have you been? I've been to London to visit the Queen and the VD clinic! ...Probably cost you a couple of hundred in jabs and protection though.
Weekend cruiser
You told me you were 14yrs old, over 1 year ago!?!...
Zombies Are Just Misunderstood
Juvenile delinquency is ageless
Anorak
I didn't want you to think i was only 13...........You told me you were 14yrs old, over 1 year ago!?!...
Anyway........You said you would disrespect me in the awning.iykwim
humour is timeless...boning can become funny..........don't knock itJuvenile delinquency is ageless
iykwim
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Zombies Are Just Misunderstood
Hey wrong thread...
sent via crop circles in the kitty litter tray
Anorak
Go find ya self a ball of string binikis wood ya.Hey wrong thread...
sent via crop circles in the kitty litter tray
Balllz ......And yes it is ....do ya comb hair often..........
Kinky is using a feather. Perverted is using the whole chicken
Hardcore Punk
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
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