....and he said 'Dave - i'll bet you $500 you can't reach up and touch that meat on the top shelf'
I said 'No mate - those steaks are too high'
One hell of a ride.
....and he said 'Dave - i'll bet you $500 you can't reach up and touch that meat on the top shelf'
I said 'No mate - those steaks are too high'
Where it's at...
Two elephants fall from the sky...
BOOM BOOM
Om nom nom.
Forum whore
haha... and now back to work... (setting up some more user accounts.. yay!)
You can't fight sleep.. if you feel tired, stop and rest!
frequent infrequenter
a man walks into a bar - ouch.
a blond walks into a bar
a woodlouse crawls into a bar, and asks "is the bar tender here?"
Must go faster - but how?
STOP!!! The pain the pain the pain...
At the rise of the hand by Policeman, stop rapidly. Do not pass him by or otherwise disrespect him.
Deus ex ukulele
A baby seal walks into a club...
Two parrots sitting on a perch. One says "Can you smell fish?"
Two goldfish in a tank. One says "You drive, I'll work the gun."
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
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