Stupid prick neighbours

**bosslady** · 30th May 2013, 23:17

Sick of their bloody get togethers once or twice a week, yelling, laughing out loud (how dare they), revving their cars, slamming doors, having drum fires, loud doof doof music. Wankers! the lot of em! short of calling noise control what sweet payback could one inflict? Who am I kidding though, I'd probably never do anything. Where for art thou sleep, better send me the whambulance!

**mashman** · 30th May 2013, 23:20

I know. People enjoying themselves is a social menace. Call the cops and tell them that you've seen a gun being waved about. That'll learn 'em.

**Virago** · 30th May 2013, 23:32

It's spelt "neighbour".

You're welcome.

**Hitcher** · 30th May 2013, 23:41

Burn them!

**Kornholio** · 30th May 2013, 23:45

Originally Posted by bosslady

Sick of their bloody get togethers once or twice a week, yelling, laughing out loud (how dare they), revving their cars, slamming doors, having drum fires, loud doof doof music. Wankers! the lot of em! short of calling noise control what sweet payback could one inflict? Who am I kidding though, I'd probably never do anything. Where for art thou sleep, better send me the whambulance!

Well, you know the old saying 'if ya can't beat them, join them' and hell if you're cute enough you may even get free piss

Win!

**unstuck** · 31st May 2013, 06:49

Do what I do if they are still going at midnight, go over and turn the mains power off.

**Deano** · 31st May 2013, 07:05

Tenanted ? Track down the landlord's phone number and call him every time they keep you awake, at the time.

**bosslady** · 31st May 2013, 07:15

Originally Posted by Virago

It's spelt "neighbour".

You're welcome.

It's called predictive text on my tablet.

You're welcome.

**bosslady** · 31st May 2013, 07:17

Originally Posted by Kornholio

and hell if you're cute enough you may even get free piss

Win!

Oh that's me out then, gutted bro.

Originally Posted by unstuck

Do what I do if they are still going at midnight, go over and turn the mains power off.

How on earth you did that I would not know!

Originally Posted by Deano

Tenanted ? Track down the landlord's phone number and call him every time they keep you awake, at the time.

The thought crossed my mind, I do imagine it is tenanted, don't think these HOOLIGANS own it

however I don't know how one would find out that information.

**Deano** · 31st May 2013, 07:22

Originally Posted by bosslady

The thought crossed my mind, I do imagine it is tenanted, don't think these HOOLIGANS own it

however I don't know how one would find out that information.

Do you know anyone that works at Council ?

Or ring the rates department and ask if you can have the owner's contact details. You can at least get their postal address and possibly a phone number if the information is not suppressed.

Be polite and see what their response is. If they do nothing about the problem, start ringing them each time your neighbours party and remind them of their responsibilities under the Residential Tenancies Act 1986.

And do call noise control.

**unstuck** · 31st May 2013, 07:24

Originally Posted by bosslady

however I don't know how one would find out that information.

Easy peasy, go to your local council website and look up the rateing information, you should find the owners name and mailing adress on the rates for that property. Turning the power off is only a good idea if the meterbox is on the outside of the house, makes it a whole lot more interesting if it is inside, you have to be a bit sneaky.

**leathel** · 31st May 2013, 07:29

buy some ear plugs

**nerrrd** · 31st May 2013, 07:49

Two words: Barry Manilow.

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2006/06..._sonic_weapon/

A bit cruel and unusual, but if you can live with yourself and they fit the profile it might work. You're gonna need those earplugs tho.

Or if you prefer something more civilised...

http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/cult...ng-teens-.html

Listening to this might make everyone smarter at the same time.

Originally Posted by Hitcher

Burn them!

Nah, nuke them from orbit - it's the only way to be sure.

**Monkfish** · 31st May 2013, 08:19

Originally Posted by leathel

buy some ear plugs

Lol,

Yes do this, but also Ever thought of Mowing your Lawns at 6.30am?

I once was a loud bastard tenant and I remember after a particularly rambunctious night, my pissed off neighbor, got up early and cleaned out his boat.. including a flush of the outboard. that was so Fecken loud and the awakening so abrupt, I had a headache for 2 days! I was much more courteous after that!