"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
When you are a strong confident person, who has a good grip on their emotions, what other people do and say means fuck all to you. Laughter is the best medicine after all.
Only weak narrow minded people feel righteous indignation when they read/hear what someone else is saying.![]()
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Could be a HARD act to perform though.......
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
Or maybe ...
An Islamic suicide bomber pushes the button and is instantly transported to Heaven. He meets Allah, bows, then says "I just blew up a Christian Church - lead me to the 76 virgins you have waiting for me."
Allah replies "Yes, you are entitled to the 76 virgins and you will see them shortly. But first, my martyr, you must understand that these 76 virgins are waiting for you, but they are virgins because of the actions of people like you. They have all been killed by Islamic Martyrs before they could perform the sex act, so they have all been waiting here very frustrated and desparate for sex."
"That's fine," said the martyr. "I'm expecting that and I'm sure I can handle 76 sex-starved women."
"Women," says Allah. "Who said anything about women?"
"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
"You must spread .. "
Exactly
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"So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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