Involuntary muscle contractions

[Old Steve]

Title makes it seem like those STMs (sphincter tightening moments) when you think you won't make it but you do. But no ...

My wife dropped the following into my mail box:

A Professor at the Auckland University School of Medicine was lecturing on Involuntary Muscle Contractions to first year medical students. This is not the most exciting subject, so the Professor thought he'd lighten the lecture up.

He pointed to an attractive young lady down in the front row and asked,

"Do you know what your arsehole is doing while you are having an orgasm?"

She replied, "Yeah, he's out riding his motorbike with his buddies."

Now, is she trying to tell me something? Do we spend too much time with the loves of our lives and not enough time with our families?

[swbarnett]

Do we spend too much time with the loves of our lives and not enough time with our families?

Easy answer if we do - ride with the family (easy in my case as I have no kids).

[Laava]

This is also a superb example of IMC
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=GNkViBQ9EvY