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    Who to marry?

    I wonder how long this marriage will last?

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    Narcissistic much?

    So when she have an argument with her selves? Will she not go home because she knows she'll be there?
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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    I wonder how long this marriage will last?
    Sounds like a fruit cake... marriage might not be replaced for a very long time
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    Honeymoon may be a bit boring...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Jase H View Post
    Honeymoon may be a bit boring...
    Could be amusing to watch tho'
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    She will never be able to play around without getting caught.

    Could be an ugly divorce.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Narcissistic much?

    So when she have an argument with her selves? Will she not go home because she knows she'll be there?
    Like her I am beside myself!

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    I guess for sex she'd just have to go fuck herself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Robbo View Post
    I guess for sex she'd just have to go fuck herself
    I am imagine that scissor action with a mirror could potentially fuck her, in more ways than one.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    I am imagine that scissor action with a mirror could potentially fuck her, in more ways than one.
    I bet she wood screw around, I don't think she could cope with the mahogany. she would get board quick with just her own limbs for a root.



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    I remember reading about some aussie chap marrying a Z1300 20 years back. Wonder how that worked out?
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    Quote Originally Posted by husaberg View Post
    I bet wood screw around, I don't think she could cope with the mahogany. she would get board quick with just her own limbs for a root.
    So when are you going to marry your right hand?

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    Guess to marry yourself, you'd hafta be an accomplished wanker. eh.
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