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    KB's own Drew on his OE

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/...-sex-with-bike


    Swedish police are on the hunt for a man who likes bicycles a little too much.

    Fed up that someone was slashing his tyres, cyclist Per Edstrom set up a camera outside his home and caught the bike molester red-handed.

    Footage from Mr Edstrom's camera shows a hooded man cutting open a tyre and then pleasuring himself as the tyre deflates.

    Mr Edstrom told Swedish paper Kvällsposten: "My girlfriend finds it all a little concerning; you never know if he has checked her out in some way, and whether it is a picture of her he has in his hand when he is masturbating.

    "This man is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing. I am not scared of him, but mostly irritated over all the punctures I have had to fix."

    Police in the city of Osterlund believe Edstrom's bike-lover could be linked to a series of similar crimes in the area five years ago.

    Back then a 35-year-old man was arrested for allegedly slashing the tyres of 20 bikes and masturbating over their saddles.

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    sounds like hes got a sense of humour, I kind of like him already

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    "Footage from Mr Edstrom's camera shows a hooded man cutting open a tyre and then pleasuring himself as the tyre deflates".
    Jeez ... doesn't take him long does it. Can't imageine it would take more than a few seconds for a bike tyre to go down. (ha ha ... 'go down')
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    "Footage from Mr Edstrom's camera shows a hooded man cutting open a tyre and then pleasuring himself as the tyre deflates".
    Jeez ... doesn't take him long does it. Can't imageine it would take more than a few seconds for a bike tyre to go down. (ha ha ... 'go down')
    Does give the term "my tyre went down on me" new meaning, does'nt it.
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    I hope he is doing it to ladies bikes, otherwise its just sick.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Oakie View Post
    "Footage from Mr Edstrom's camera shows a hooded man cutting open a tyre and then pleasuring himself as the tyre deflates".
    Jeez ... doesn't take him long does it. Can't imageine it would take more than a few seconds for a bike tyre to go down. (ha ha ... 'go down')
    Hooded Man, one if he's wearing a hood or his maggot hasn't been trimmed??

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    Obviously misunderstood the term *blowjob*

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Fuck I love humans.
    Better then being a lover of bikes...
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    That is so lol.
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    Bet he was playin Queen on his ipod as he wacked off over the bike.

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    Heh, hope he gets his old fella caught in the chain like when your jeans get caught there when they weren't tucked into socks :/
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