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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    I have my baby(18) home for the weekend, I already feel like hanging her from the rafters, and it is not even 24 hrs she has been home.
    Pics of daughter please. Maybe I could "discipline" her.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Pics of daughter please. Maybe I could "discipline" her.
    Over my dead rotting corpse smokey, Ya cheeky bastard.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Mates daughter swore at him, stormed into her room and slammed the door, so he took her door
    Political Correctness, the chief weapon of whiney arse bastards

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    Quote Originally Posted by buggerit View Post
    Mates daughter swore at him, stormed into her room and slammed the door, so he took her door
    Yep. done that before. Girls really hate having no privacy, Tried it with my middle son once but the lazy little bugger was happy about it, reckoned he did not have to waste his time opening and closing it.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by buggerit View Post
    Mates daughter swore at him, stormed into her room and slammed the door, so he took her door
    I dread the day my kids do something like this. I'm not deluded enough to not know it'll happen, I just dunno if I can show the restraint required to deal with it properly.

    Maybe I could steal their lunch as punishment?

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    Quote Originally Posted by slofox View Post
    When I was a teacher, I used to threaten my 6 - 7 year olds that I would hang them up from the rafters by their feet, chop off their heads and let their blood drip onto the carpet. Little bastards used to laugh in my face.
    how many did you have to do before they stopped?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    how many did you have to do before they stopped?
    'bout twelve I think it was...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I dread the day my kids do something like this. I'm not deluded enough to not know it'll happen, I just dunno if I can show the restraint required to deal with it properly.

    Maybe I could steal their lunch as punishment?
    If they're old enough to drive, take the spark plugs out of their car/bike. Another thing you could do is put a bolt on their door like a three year old and lock them in all weekend.
    "If you think you can do it, or think you can't do it, you're right." - Henry T Ford

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    Quote Originally Posted by GDOBSSOR View Post
    If they're old enough to drive, take the spark plugs out of their car/bike. Another thing you could do is put a bolt on their door like a three year old and lock them in all weekend.
    My dad did that to my victor one night, and while I was bent over the engine to see why the car wouldn,t start, he hit me in the back of the head with a 4x2. When I came too and had a go back at him, the neighbours called the cops and I got taken away for assault. Gotta love the JUSTIC system in NZ. Neither of us got charged with anything though.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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