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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    vely good. Eat moar seahoss!

    Chakra, iridology, energy paths

    The body has chakras as the planet does, those closest geographically, to their own energies are more at peace. Of course developing your own, being a conduit for the energies of the cosmos, allows you peace where you be.

    Dismiss the messenger as you may, you will be the poorer for it, bandito.
    Rather dualistic of you if i do say so!

    Fuck man .. pass that good shit this way ..
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    Quote Originally Posted by Stirts View Post
    Taking into considering bossladys’ latest thread... that is farking hilarious
    +1, might need a weed wacker repower, she's pretty upset
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    dont look at me grasshopper, take what is in my hand
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    I love the smell of bullshit and double-strength placebos. My mother once warned me about excessive self-manipulation. It makes one go blind, apparently.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I love the smell of bullshit and double-strength placebos. My mother once warned me about excessive self-manipulation. It makes one go blind, apparently.
    Dude, I've never seen you not wearing your glassees!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I love the smell of bullshit and double-strength placebos. My mother once warned me about excessive self-manipulation. It makes one go blind, apparently.
    It is amazing how well placebos work!
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    Quote Originally Posted by buggerit View Post
    +1, might need a weed wacker repower, she's pretty upset
    Bring in the BUSHWHACKERS!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Dude, I've never seen you not wearing your glassees!
    My Mum rests her case.
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    The last few evenings I have sat in a spa pool [surrounded by Chinese lovelies] , whilst massaging my colon, for 2-3 hours each time

    The experience was truly otherworldly to say the least.

    Even the tone of my farts has changed. Now I fart and think there is some one else in the room. These are not my normal sounds or smells

    The undulating manual therapy is dislodging pipe gunk, which then enters by blood stream for removal by liver, as well as excretion by anus.

    The first few times I was almost unable to walk or ride my bike home, as my body struggled with the toxic load of pipe gunk

    Do it. You will never regret the clarity and increased energy, especially those who have abused food and have a bit of a gut like me.

    Young fit and healthies with teenage bodies will have less of a pronounce effect

    For two weeks prior I focused on my lung meridian, which caused massive coughing fits as post smoking cleansing was accelerated far beyond normal discontinue of smoking self heal function.

    Start slowly, its possible to release too much toxins and cause a severe healing crisis that the body may struggle with

    I will endeavour to find a decent online tutorial over the next few days
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hitcher View Post
    I love the smell of bullshit and double-strength placebos. My mother once warned me about excessive self-manipulation. It makes one go blind, apparently.
    Nothing wrong with my eyesight, I try to pop off a couple of knuckle children at least a couple of times a week.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Edbear View Post
    It is amazing how well placebos work!
    They are the fundamental essence of homoeopathy.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    The last few evenings I have sat in a spa pool [surrounded by Chinese lovelies] , whilst massaging my colon, for 2-3 hours each time

    The experience was truly otherworldly to say the least.
    Jeez .. I only got to here .. no wonder you're currently obsssessed with Chinese bath companions ...
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Colon massage? The BDOTGNZA will be there if your apostrophes need work.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    The last few evenings I have sat in a spa pool [surrounded by Chinese lovelies] , whilst massaging my colon, for 2-3 hours each time

    The experience was truly otherworldly to say the least.
    Is anyone else, like...really fucken disturbed that this rooster is talking about fingering his bum hole, in a spa full of zipper heads?

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