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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    Beer bottle full of blowflies.

    Jeez ... you've been with that crass bunch of Godless convicts over the ditch too long mate ..
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Well I,ll be fucked. Great being a doctor back then........For centuries, doctors had been treating women for a wide variety of illnesses by performing what is now recognized as masturbation. The "pelvic massage" was especially common in the treatment of female hysteria in Great Britain during the Victorian Era, as the point of such manipulation was to cause "hysterical paroxysm" (orgasm) in the patient.[1] However, not only did they regard the "vulvar stimulation" required as having nothing to do with sex, but reportedly found it time-consuming and hard work.[2]

    One of the first vibrators was the called the 'Tremoussoir' invented in France during 1734.[3] The first steam-powered vibrator was called the "Manipulator", which was invented by American physician George Taylor, M.D. in 1869.[4] This machine was a rather awkward device, but was still heralded as some relief for the doctors who found themselves suffering from fatigued wrists and hands.[5] Around 1880, Dr. Joseph Mortimer Granville patented an electromechanical vibrator. The historical fiction film Hysteria features a reworked history of the vibrator focusing on Dr. Granville's invention.[6]

    Between 1835 and 1920, Gustav Zander also designed a device that was often used to attain an orgasm, although it was primarily designed as an aid against eating disorders. It is still on display in the Museum Boerhaave in Leiden.[7][8]

    In 1902, the American company Hamilton Beach patented the first electric vibrator available for consumer retail sale as opposed to medical usage, making the vibrator the fifth domestic appliance to be electrified, after the sewing machine, fan, tea kettle, and toaster, and about a decade before the vacuum cleaner and electric iron.[9] The home versions soon became extremely popular, with advertisements in periodicals such as Needlecraft, Woman's Home Companion, Modern Priscilla, and the Sears, Roebuck catalog. These disappeared in the 1920s, apparently because their appearance in pornography made it no longer tenable for mainstream society to avoid the sexual connotations of the devices.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    How did they vibrate?
    a couple of blowflies in an empty vb can.
    At least, thats how the abos got about it...

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    One of the first vibrators was the called the 'Tremoussoir'
    Told Ya ... "Tre moussoir" ... rodent power at work ..
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Told Ya ... "Tre moussoir" ... rodent power at work ..
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    f*ck my slow internets.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    f*ck my slow internets.
    At least it was quality material.

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    Well, what an educational thread.

    We've learned where the vibrator originates, and that scissorhands is a fucken sick devo...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    Well, what an educational thread.

    We've learned where the vibrator originates, and that scissorhands is a fucken sick devo...
    Must be away getting his prostate checked by one of those asian babes at the spa.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    Vibrators were once prescribed for hysterical women during the dark ages
    they had D batteries in the dark ages????

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    I think he meant to say dildos, but the autism kicked in.
    Do you have the complete history of dildos too?

    Quote Originally Posted by jellywrestler View Post
    they had D batteries in the dark ages????
    I meant early last century

    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Must be away getting his prostate checked by one of those asian babes at the spa.
    Dutch girl doing her thesis at the med school, shes an aspie too, very tall, very blonde, and shes a surfer I got her number
    Churches are monuments to self importance

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    Quote Originally Posted by jellywrestler View Post
    they had D batteries in the dark ages????
    Double D batterees
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    Dutch girl doing her thesis at the med school, shes an aspie too, very tall, very blonde, and shes a surfer I got her number
    And a damned fine excuse to jam yer thumb up her poop shoot too by the sounds of things.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    Shes really tall, bigger hands than me, I feel a bit insecure actually.
    Her last boyfriend was a young French stud muffin by all accounts

    I've been fixating on tall blondes for a while now, and then this happens

    Feck talk about stress

    Still, twice as much woman to enjoy eh
    She can only say no or laugh at you once you're finished eh... or indeed spread gossip like wildfire across the internet. Sounds like fun either way.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    Shes really tall, bigger hands than me, I feel a bit insecure actually.
    Her last boyfriend was a young French stud muffin by all accounts

    I've been fixating on tall blondes for a while now, and then this happens

    Feck talk about stress

    Still, twice as much woman to enjoy eh
    I knew a delightful Dutch girl by the name of Ruby. She made me look short.


    Mind you, I'm short.
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    Ha...Thats true but life is full horrible choices sometimes Merv. Then sometimes just plain stuff happens... and then some more stuff happens.....




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