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  1. 12th July 2013, 11:15 #61
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    That'd be quite cool...with some decent vocals and lyrics.
    Dont shoot the messenger lad, I am here to assist in bringing some culture in some of you heathen.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Dont shoot the messenger lad, I am here to assist in bringing some culture in some of you heathen.
    I'm as cultured as all fuck! I like Megadeth, and a little bit from Metallica.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Drew View Post
    I'm as cultured as all fuck! I like Megadeth, and a little bit from Metallica.

    Meh.....Peace sells.....But whos buying.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Meh.....Peace sells.....But whos buying.
    Countdown to extinction I reckon.
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    In my darkest hour.......Back in the day........My kingdom......Promises......The conjuring......truth be told......Your dead.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    I creep in my own room...I slip into bed...I know if I wake Her....I'll wake up....Dead
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    My last words.....your dead.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Fucken hell, do some of you even go to work.
    I saw some honeys on the treadmills last night Gave me bad thoughts....
    Sit behind them on a rowing machine bro. Good motivation. But no matter how fast and how hard you row, that arse aint going to get any closer.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reibz View Post
    Fucken hell, do some of you even go to work.

    Sit behind them on a rowing machine bro. Good motivation. But no matter how fast and how hard you row, that arse aint going to get any closer.
    Im (supposedly) working from home at the moment, and am self employed so can do whatever the fuck I want. LIFE IS GOOD.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by The Reibz View Post
    Sit behind them on a rowing machine bro. Good motivation. But no matter how fast and how hard you row, that arse aint going to get any closer.
    I had a wee chat with another gym bunny last night. Got some longing looks from a couple of others half my age...
    I have my charms.....

    Around where I live, it appears many males seem to have given up chasing pussy. A widespread depression seems to prevail in the wider community.....
    I have noticed all these harrumph females.... pissed off no one is putting the word on them, especially considering their desirability. Poor dears. Even the babe hounding Arab guys seem to have gone of the boil...
    I have woken up to this gap in the market, and aim to fill it.

    Desperation can make a woman lower her sights, hopefully to my crotch area

    I am very awake, but unfortunately am not fucking fit for another couple of weeks
    Churches are monuments to self importance
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post

    Desperation can make a woman lower her sights, hopefully to my crotch area

    I am very delusional
    Fixed that for ya.
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    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    Its a cinch I wont be getting any sitting on my ass all day on KB

    Plenty of hot hot hot sex is only 15 less kg and 100gym hours away...

    Wakey Wakey hands of snakey

    I love you guys
    But I love my penis more

    And you claim to be awakened ??? De Nile is not just a river in Egypt !!!
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    no it isnt. Sheeple are apathetic.
    Who cares???
    Winding up drongos, foil hat wearers and over sensitive KBers for over 14,000 posts...........
    " Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog View Post
    Who cares???

    i do scummie. i care so much i just taped your cat to a KFC family pack.
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