Self massage and self-performed meridian therapy

**scissorhands** · 9th July 2013, 14:44

This stuff is the shiz

Recently I found a fantastic Chinese acupuncturist, who has taught me to treat myself with self massage and using your thumb to activate ones own meridians

Bit unusual, as like most doctors, they dont want to give away their secrets and lose income.

So I'm sharing it here, you lucky bastards

The basic tenet is look for a sore spot on your hands and feet, arms and most other body parts, and push it with your thumb, usually in a circular motion

Too fucking easy and very effective to treat diseased organs and inflammation. Same principle as acupuncture, but you do need to learn where the meridian points are, and a few other things.

I wont be providing links or youtube vids as the science is a little complicated, and nearly everyone has unique problems with their own health

Peace and long life

**bosslady** · 9th July 2013, 14:47

Sorry I thought this thread was about the other kind of self massage.

**Banditbandit** · 9th July 2013, 14:49

Naaa .. it's just our favourite autist revealing this month's obssession - last month it was diet and meat broths .. this month it is Chinese massage and other therapies ...

And you don't need lessons in the other type of self massage do you ???

**scissorhands** · 9th July 2013, 14:51

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

Naaa .. it's just our favourite autist revealing this month's obssession - last month it was diet and meat broths .. this month it is Chinese massage nd other therapies ...

dont look at me grasshopper, take what is in my hand

**scissorhands** · 9th July 2013, 14:52

Originally Posted by bosslady

Sorry I thought this thread was about the other kind of self massage.

Vibrators were once prescribed for hysterical women during the dark ages

**bosslady** · 9th July 2013, 14:53

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

Naaa .. it's just our favourite autist revealing this month's obssession - last month it was diet and meat broths .. this month it is Chinese massage and other therapies ...

And you don't need lessons in the other type of self massage do you ???

Only from young, Fit and attractive men.

**scissorhands** · 9th July 2013, 14:54

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

And you don't need lessons in the other type of self massage do you ???

does anyone on KB?

**Banditbandit** · 9th July 2013, 14:55

Originally Posted by bosslady

Only from young, Fit and attractive men.

Why do you need them fit if it is self massage ???

**Stirts** · 9th July 2013, 14:56

Originally Posted by scissorhands

Originally Posted by bosslady

Sorry I thought this thread was about the other kind of self massage.

Vibrators were once prescribed for hysterical women during the dark ages

Taking into considering bossladys’ latest thread... that is farking hilarious

**Drew** · 9th July 2013, 15:02

Originally Posted by bosslady

Sorry I thought this thread was about the other kind of self massage.

Originally Posted by scissorhands

Vibrators were once prescribed for hysterical women during the dark ages

The irony and timing are strong here!

**unstuck** · 9th July 2013, 15:02

Nah, what you need is the Vortex of creation meditation cd dude.

**Akzle** · 9th July 2013, 15:02

vely good. Eat moar seahoss!

Chakra, iridology, energy paths

The body has chakras as the planet does, those closest geographically, to their own energies are more at peace. Of course developing your own, being a conduit for the energies of the cosmos, allows you peace where you be.

Dismiss the messenger as you may, you will be the poorer for it, bandito.
Rather dualistic of you if i do say so!

**Akzle** · 9th July 2013, 15:05

... The insence is burning

**5150** · 9th July 2013, 15:08

Originally Posted by scissorhands

This stuff is the shiz

Recently I found a fantastic Chinese acupuncturist, who has taught me to treat myself with self massage and using your thumb to activate ones own meridians

Bit unusual, as like most doctors, they dont want to give away their secrets and lose income.

So I'm sharing it here, you lucky bastards

The basic tenet is look for a sore spot on your hands and feet, arms and most other body parts, and push it with your thumb, usually in a circular motion

Too fucking easy and very effective to treat diseased organs and inflammation. Same principle as acupuncture, but you do need to learn where the meridian points are, and a few other things.

I wont be providing links or youtube vids as the science is a little complicated, and nearly everyone has unique problems with there health

Peace and long life

How much extra for happy ending?