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    When I catch this little F#@#ker I'll kill him


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    little bastards cleaned out all me grass seed

    this should get em
    1 standard trap
    1 modified standard trap
    1 plastic trap
    1 cage trap

    the boy's trying to make up a home made guillotine style trap, been watching to many Bear Gryls shows hes coming up with some out there ideas for traps so i hope my traps get em all or the shed could be a dangerous place to dwell for me too
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    Two saucers. The first 50/50 flour and plaster of paris. The second just water.

    Easy. Does give new meaning to 'harden up' though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    Two saucers. The first 50/50 flour and plaster of paris. The second just water.

    Easy. Does give new meaning to 'harden up' though.
    Haha. We used to that in one of the power stations I worked at. Only trouble is they die behind walls or somewhere else where you can't find them. But you can sure smell them for a couple of weeks.
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    Try peanut butter on the traps, they love the stuff.

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    Blarghty hell look at the size of that cheese. Just how much bait are you using? You'll suffocate them to death.


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    Is that your kitchen? FFS. If I was a mouse I would be ringing the council.

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    Mars Bar works well. Bon chance monsieur pussycat
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    A Ratman once left us his rat trap, it has work effectively on a few occasions, they (the Rats ) love Nutella, this particular rat trap had Nutella still on it from about two years ago and caught the little fucker within about 30 mins.
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    My money is on the Better Mousetrap
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    Bastards indeed, I've got a rat in the attic that has survived all the traps and all the bait for a couple of weeks now. I even managed to wing the bastard on one of my trips up there but it still gets around making a really annoying three legged scuttling noise. Little fecker's gonna get it soon!
    Oh bugger

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    + 1 on peanut butter and Nutella

    My rats used to love it

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    peanut butter better bait.
    if its a small mouse it probly be too light to trip those traps.
    be a man and set a snare you pussy.

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    Alternatively, adopt a cat from the SPCA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bassmatt View Post
    Try peanut butter on the traps, they love the stuff.
    Yep, and tie the trap to a lump of something heavy - little buggers will drag away those grey plastic traps if it only catches them by one leg.
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