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    This jew got the mean head

    " Every toilet-going man's worst fear has come true.

    A 35-year-old man from Israel was bitten on the penis by a snake that had been hiding in his work toilet.

    According to Israeli news site YourJewishNews, the first the man knew something was wrong was when he felt a "strong burning sensation in his penis".

    He then looked down and saw a snake in the toilet bowl.

    Paramedics said the snake was small and, luckily, wasn't poisonous, with its victim suffering only minor injuries.

    One told YourJewishNews that the man was calm enough to joke about the incident with his work colleagues.

    "There will undoubtedly be bite marks on the area in question," said a spokesman for Rambam Medical Center, where the man was taken for treatment."

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/oddstuff/8920...tes-mans-penis

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    The only way to avoid a snake bit you story...
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    He was taking a hiss
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    Seeing as its a desert they probly dont have Eels...

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    And in other news..........


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    Snake on Snake battle in the big bowl.
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    Jews did it.

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