Surely I can't look that old?

[YellowDog]

Have You Ever Been Guilty Of Looking At Others Your Own Age And Thinking, Surely I Can't Look That Old?

A Lady Was Sitting In The Waiting Room For My First Appointment With A New Dentist. She Noticed His Dental Diploma, Which Bore His Full Name.

Suddenly, She Remembered A Tall, Handsome, Dark Haired Boy With The Same Name Had Been In My Secondary School Class Some 30-Odd Years Ago.

Could He Be The Same Guy That She Had A Secret Crush On, Way Back Then?

Upon Seeing Him, However, She Quickly Discarded Any Such Thought.

This Balding, Grey Haired Man With The Deeply Lined Face Was Far Too Old To Have Been Her Classmate. After He Examined Her Teeth, She Asked Him If He Had Attended Morgan Park Secondary School .

'Yes, Yes I Did. I'm A Morganner! 'He Beamed With Pride.

'When Did You Leave To Go To College?' She Asked

He Answered, In 1965. Why Do You Ask?

'You Were In My Class!' She Exclaimed.

He Looked At Her Closely.

Then The Ugly,

Old,

Bald,

Wrinkled,

Fat Arsed,

Grey Haired,

Decrepit,

Bastard Asked..

'What Did You Teach?

[Edbear]

It's tough when you look so young and virile at our age, eh..?

[YellowDog]

It's tough when you look so young and virile at our age, eh..?

Aha.... Yes.... Right....

What's your wife being saying ?

[Edbear]

Aha.... Yes.... Right....

What's your wife being saying ?

She laughs whenever I suggest that, but she loves me anyway.

[unstuck]

I got told by a sexy young woman in a bar in Queenstown a couple of years ago, that I look really hot.



For an OLD man.

[gwigs]

Getting old..

[Maha]

The irony is... about 7-8 years ago, my teacher from 1975 got in contact with me, she was still teaching!!!
I went to see her at the school where she was teaching..not far from here. Turns out, when she taught my class in 75' it was her first year out of training collage and she was only 11 years older than me at the time.

Ya kind look at teachers (back then anyway) as being way old grump bitches.

[YellowDog]

I got told by a sexy young woman in a bar in Queenstown a couple of years ago, that I look really hot.



For an OLD man.

That's why she served you that glass of iced water