Wtf is wrong with my GN250?

**Smifffy** · 29th July 2013, 15:21

Originally Posted by neels

So you've pulled it apart and put it back together and now it's worse than when you started, that's the sort of story people qualified to fix things love to hear.

Fair enough for giving it a go, seems ironic however to be swearing about the bike after you broke it. Correct procedure is to gracefully admit defeat, then get someone that knows what they're doing to fix it and explain what you did wrong.

You're forgetting she's a Boss. Bosses never follow correct procedure, they just expect everybody else to. Then they bitch and moan and blame everybody and everything else for their problems. Then they decide that there are only two options available to them; throw money at it, or convince someone else to get involved. Either way it better get fixed fast or the blame gets shifted tout de suite. All of this is to accompanied by regular tantys.

The real good bosses will write and enforce their procedure, whether correct or otherwise, without ever having done the job.

It's good to be Boss.

**Maha** · 29th July 2013, 15:24

Originally Posted by neels

So you've pulled it apart and put it back together and now it's worse than when you started, that's the sort of story people qualified to fix things love to hear.

Fair enough for giving it a go, seems ironic however to be swearing about the bike after you broke it. Correct procedure is to gracefully admit defeat, then get someone that knows what they're doing to fix it and explain what you did wrong.

...and don't let anyone work on your bike when it's guess work at best.

**Banditbandit** · 29th July 2013, 15:42

Originally Posted by bosslady

Fuck you're such a loser. And, no.

Maybe - but he's not the one with the fucked bike !!!

Originally Posted by bosslady

but it's a bike, I guess.

I'd guess not ... It's scrap metal - get a better one ..

I came across a GN on the road this morning - fuck I hate that - bloody thing was doddling along in a 100k zone at around 65-70 ... wobbling all over the road (fat rider as well) ... ya never know what the fuckers are going to do ... so I waited till I had clear road and zapped past - as much as a 2.7 Terrano will "zap" ...

**Drew** · 29th July 2013, 18:12

Originally Posted by Banditbandit

Maybe - but he's not the one with the fucked bike !!!

I'd guess not ... It's scrap metal - get a better one ..

I came across a GN on the road this morning - fuck I hate that - bloody thing was doddling along in a 100k zone at around 65-70 ... wobbling all over the road (fat rider as well) ... ya never know what the fuckers are going to do ... so I waited till I had clear road and zapped past - as much as a 2.7 Terrano will "zap" ...

So disappointing. I like to do wheelies past...But obviously not in a Terrano so I will let it slide.

Bike's fucked. Pucker up. Bike will be fixed. Sometimes I think chicks have it easy...Then I laugh my tits off for five to seven days a month, realising the error in such thinking.

**leathel** · 29th July 2013, 18:22

the Nissan Terrano 2.7 is the GN equivalent on the 4x4 world

**Drew** · 29th July 2013, 18:23

Originally Posted by leathel

the Nissan Terrano 2.7 is the GN equivalent on the 4x4 world

It fucken WISHES it rated that high!

**bosslady** · 29th July 2013, 18:52

Originally Posted by Smifffy

Be kind to your bike. It might not be the bike you want now, but it is the bike you have, and it gets you out there 'doing it'. Any bike is going to need a little work from time to time. Chill out.

I've always been very good to my bike and it does get me out there, but I've outgrown it now and just resent It lol.

Originally Posted by neels

So you've pulled it apart and put it back together and now it's worse than when you started, that's the sort of story people qualified to fix things love to hear.

Fair enough for giving it a go, seems ironic however to be swearing about the bike after you broke it. Correct procedure is to gracefully admit defeat, then get someone that knows what they're doing to fix it and explain what you did wrong.

I've been sick of my bike for ages and it was already broke, I just made it worse!

Originally Posted by Smifffy

You're forgetting she's a Boss. Bosses never follow correct procedure, they just expect everybody else to. Then they bitch and moan and blame everybody and everything else for their problems. Then they decide that there are only two options available to them; throw money at it, or convince someone else to get involved. Either way it better get fixed fast or the blame gets shifted tout de suite. All of this is to accompanied by regular tantys.

The real good bosses will write and enforce their procedure, whether correct or otherwise, without ever having done the job.

It's good to be Boss.

You sound like you've had some bad bosses, lol.

**fridayflash** · 29th July 2013, 19:18

Originally Posted by ducatilover

I'd say it just needs a carb clean

yep, surely just blocked pilot and or main jet

**ducatilover** · 29th July 2013, 19:18

Originally Posted by bosslady

You sound like you've had some bad bosses, lol.

Orrrrrrr, he's happily married.

**Drew** · 29th July 2013, 19:19

Originally Posted by bosslady

I've always been very good to my bike and it does get me out there, but I've outgrown it now and just resent It lol.

The bike is an inanimate object. How can you resent it?

Anyhoo, drag it down your street behind a car. Claim the insurance, and save yourself the chapped lips from working Doug's pole.

**bosslady** · 29th July 2013, 20:11

A proper bike mechanic I.e. not me, is gonna pick up my bike from work this week sometime and fix it for me. In case he can't get it done in time though, he said he'd lend me his Scorpio for the cold kiwi.

And all is right in the world!

**bosslady** · 29th July 2013, 20:16

Originally Posted by Drew

The bike is an inanimate object. How can you resent it?

Anyhoo, drag it down your street behind a car. Claim the insurance, and save yourself the chapped lips from working Doug's pole.

I can hate whatever I want hah!

**Smifffy** · 29th July 2013, 20:36

Originally Posted by bosslady

A proper bike mechanic I.e. not me, is gonna pick up my bike from work this week sometime and fix it for me. In case he can't get it done in time though, he said he'd lend me his Scorpio for the cold kiwi.

And all is right in the world!

Remember, it's not a katana, so if you do take it, try to get it out of 3rd gear on the way to the kiwi.

Originally Posted by bosslady

I can hate whatever I want hah!

The path to the dark side that is.