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    Wanking on about 'creation'



    This is serious and seriously hilarious.

    For those with little time to spare, but want to see what I'm wanking on about, the best bit starts at 1:15 (one minute 15 seconds) and is all over by 1:58.



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    That's a bit weird.
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    That's a bit weird.
    Ya think!

    For more laughs, fast forward to the section between 17:40 to 17:56

    and then the section 18:15 to 19:00 (Ancient Egyptian porn at 18:40) It's all porn Even to breaking out the whip at 22:20


    At 24:00 we get to learn the true meaning of 'the hand of god'.
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    imagine that as a 'station of the cross' hehe
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    "Fire" coming out of the penis sounds serious!
    I had similar once after chopping up chillies and then having a pee shortly after.
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    I can't possibly bring myself to watch anything with such a crappy resolution.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    I can't possibly bring myself to watch anything with such a crappy resolution.
    Oh trust me you can ... you dont have to watch ... just listen and laugh like an immature school kid

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    "Fire" coming out of the penis sounds serious!
    I had similar once after chopping up chillies and then having a pee shortly after.
    I feel your pain. For me it was rubbing liniment on my calves before a game of football and then having a nervous pre-game pee without washing my hands first.
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    Heehee...ancient porn. Sounds like a wank to me

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    This is like God & Big Bang all rolled into one everyone can be happy
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    sorry cant watch it to busy wanking

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    ugggh, i got universe all over my keyboard!

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