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  1. 22nd July 2013, 19:11 #16
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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post
    Theres always KB to rely on for the good oil
    Don't turn this into another KB oil thread....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    i dont.
    They simulcast on the wireless.
    I like to listen sometimes, it helps affirm my superiority complex.



    Plus, it gets pretty lonely after i stab the hookers.
    Fuk ya'z, I'll fess up.

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    Quote Originally Posted by duckonin View Post
    Wouldn't mind slapping something into it, I love all woman.
    Even these fine ladies?

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  4. 22nd July 2013, 19:30 #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Even these fine ladies?
    Obviously from the private collection aye?

    You could find a different fold in there for yer little pecker every day of the month.
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  5. 22nd July 2013, 19:32 #20
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Even these fine ladies?
    no need to bring your family into this
    Last edited by onearmedbandit; 23rd July 2013 at 00:26.
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  6. 22nd July 2013, 20:15 #21
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    can someone please tell me why "x factor" is on "the news"

    not just a passing mention. 10 fucking minutes of it.

    Your society sucks at shit.

    That is exactly what I thought when I saw it. Infact I switched channels after 2 minutes of it. I'm going to join Akzles society.
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  8. 22nd July 2013, 21:14 #23
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    'and shit' fail.
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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    It'll be a crowning moment.
    That post brings tears to my eyes, even after decades have past since popping my kids out.



    As for what shit appears on the news each night I've often shaken my head wondering how on earth some of the pathetic "stories" and "topics' broadcast have remotely made their way onto our national news.

    Must admit though, while being no royal fanatic, I'm looking forward to hearing about the royal sproglet arrival.
    I lahk to moove eet moove eet...

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    No news is good news, change channel to Prime and check out the Deal or no deal girls
    "If you ever need anything please don’t hesitate to ask someone else first.”

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  11. 23rd July 2013, 06:23 #26
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    Quote Originally Posted by Big Dave View Post
    'and shit' fail.
    there is no and. This is about 'news' and only news. And its shit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    there is no and. This is about 'news' and only news. And its shit.
    This has nothing to do with news. This is about your whine over television news programming.

    These two things are mutually exclusive.
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    i jurt wonder if theyre going for the 'generation dropkick' viewership. They (newsies) all have facebook and twitter and shit. But shirley anyone with a smart phone knows everything irrelevant before 6pm.

    LEAVE THE NEWS FOR OLD PEOPLE.
    Fuck the little bastards.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blackdog View Post
    This has nothing to do with news. This is about your whine over television news programming.

    These two things are mutually exclusive.
    the fuck it is. I asked for some enlightened commentary that we might all expand our idea set through vigourous discussion and good natured debate.
    It was going good till you got here, so fuck off :P
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    Quote Originally Posted by granstar View Post
    No news is good news, change channel to Prime and check out the Deal or no deal girls
    Even the girls wouldn't be good enough to endure that prancing twit that fronts this show. If I could walk on stage and shoot just one tv idiot, it would be this clown. We sometimes switch to the early news and get the last few minutes of the show.
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