How many Kiwibikers does it take to change a light bulb?

[Danger Dave]

Q. How many kiwibiker forum members it take to change a light bulb?

A.1 to change the light bulb and to post that the light bulb has been changed

14 to share similar experiences of changing light bulbs and how the
light bulb could have been changed differently

7 to caution about the dangers of changing light bulbs

6 to argue over whether it’s “lightbulb” or “light bulb” …

another 6 to condemn those 6 as stupid

2 industry professionals to inform the group that the proper term is “lamp”

15 know-it-alls who claim they were in the industry, and that “light
bulb” is perfectly correct

19 to post that this forum is not about light bulbs and to please take
this discussion to a light bulb forum

11 to defend the posting to this forum saying that we all use light
bulbs and therefore the posts are relevant to this forum

36 to debate which method of changing light bulbs is superior, where
to buy the best light bulbs, what brand of light bulbs work best for
this technique and what brands are faulty

5 People to post pics of their own light bulbs

15 People to post “I can’t see S$%^!” and their own light bulbs

7 to post URL’s where one can see examples of different light bulbs

4 to post that the URL’s were posted incorrectly and then post the
corrected URL’s

13 to link all posts to date, quote them in their entirety including
all headers and signatures, and add “Me too”

5 to post to the group that they will no longer post because they
cannot handle the light bulb controversy

4 to say “didn’t we go through this already a short time ago?”

13 to say “do a search on light bulbs before posting questions about
light bulbs”

1 to bring politics into the discussion by adding that John Key isn’t
the brightest bulb.

4 more to get into personal attacks over their political views.

1 moderator to lock the light bulb thread.

1 forum lurker to respond to the original post 6 months from now and
start it all over again.

[Hitcher]

4 to fervently argue that the bulb could be removed with countersteering
17 to wave in a standardised manner.

[unstuck]

Now thats funny.

[Maha]

One, because apparently, the rest of the forum revolves around him.

[blackdog]

One, because apparently, the rest of the forum revolves around him.

Surely it is the light bulb that needs to revolve.

[Maha]

Surely it is the light bulb that needs to revolve.

He is holding onto said light bulb with all he has, in order for said light bulb to secure itself, everything else would have to revolve around him...or her, just a 1/4 turn if it's a bayonet light bulb

[Murray]

1 to tell us it was our fault the light bulb went out in the first place!!

(wonder who that would be????)

[avgas]

A trillion.
One to hold the lightbulb and 999,999,999,999 to change the world so the light bulb can be placed into the socket.

[Big Dave]

One racist to lower the tone of the bulb.

[mashman]

1 to post about alternatives to light bulbs.

[\m/]

1 to ask "wanna root?"

[blackdog]

1 druggie hippy to point out that with all the acid he's had there are plenty of pretty lights without the need for a bulb.

[Katman]

1 to say it was Jehovah's will that the light bulb blew.

[unstuck]

So what happens if it is LED?

[blackdog]

1 to say it was Jehovah's will that the light bulb blew.

And it never would have blown if it was wired to a battery instead of the mains.