How many Kiwibikers does it take to change a light bulb?

[bogan]

So what happens if it is LED?

9 to post you need beam pattern compliance
8 to say they will just swap back a standard one when it gets checked
5 to point out the beam pattern compliance is there for a reason
3 to say as long as they can see the light other people's vision is not their concern

[Moi]

So what happens if it is LED?

Oh for goodness sake, don't start down that path....

[unstuck]

9 to post you need beam pattern compliance
8 to say they will just swap back a standard one when it gets checked
5 to point out the beam pattern compliance is there for a reason
3 to say as long as they can see the light other people's vision is not their concern

Sounds reasonable.

[Big Dave]

One to

[5150]

1 to post a correct wiring diagram for a light bulb replacement

[ducatilover]

1 to post on how American made bulbs are spying on us and Chinese bulbs have insecticide in them

[haydes55]

1 to post on how American made bulbs are spying on us and Chinese bulbs have insecticide in them

1 lover of ducatis to offer to replace the filament with a higher wattage filament in exchange for beers.

[unstuck]

I to tell us how autistics get persecuted for wanting to change.

[peril 787b]

He is holding onto said light bulb with all he has, blah blah blah around him...or her, just a 1/4 turn if it's a bayonet light bulb

1 to point out it should only be an 1/8th of a turn for a bayonet...

[Maha]

1 to point out it should only be an 1/8th of a turn for a bayonet...

.....a real smart arse could also point out how many turns to secure a threaded bulb.

[ducatilover]

64 to tell you that certain bulbs help you meet gays.
17 to say bulbs are not gay
987 to demonstrate how gay bulbs can be
1 surgeon to remove many bulbs
1 to point out the ACC levy on bulbs is increasing

[unstuck]

I blame the P freaks, they are using all the bulbs to smoke the shit.

[mashman]

1 to point out that seminal fluid can be seen under a UV bulb.
12,000 volunteering to prove the point.

[mashman]

1 to post a parody of Downfall due to light bulb failure

[Woodman]

One to post that most lightbulbs are installed upside down.