How many Kiwibikers does it take to change a light bulb?

**Akzle** · 25th July 2013, 18:43

lightbulbs are a jew conspiracy to keep you awake more hours -spending money...

**Mental Trousers** · 25th July 2013, 19:29

5 to point out the need for a hi-viz vest when changing the bulb
9 to argue a hi-viz vest does fuck all
11 to point out ATGATT no matter what
1 to move the entire thread to Pointless Drivel
1 to issue lots of warnings and a couple of infractions
2 to deal with the tears over the warnings and infractions
1 to get pissed off with it all and close the thread
1 to announce they've had enough and they're leaving the forum so goodbye
1 to assist the person leaving by banning them for a while

..... I seem to feature in that a few times

**BigAl** · 25th July 2013, 19:46

10 to ask which lams approved light bulb they should buy.

**Akzle** · 25th July 2013, 19:55

should you wave before or after changing a bulb?
Will changing to a heavier weight bulb affect switching?

**unstuck** · 25th July 2013, 19:58

Would I get flamed if I changed it to a red light, for all the forum whores around here.

**granstar** · 25th July 2013, 20:01

Headlight bulb I would believe.

**Big Dave** · 25th July 2013, 21:11

Synthetic light bulb?

**Smifffy** · 25th July 2013, 21:36

One to complain how hard it was to screw in the light bulb, because somebody must have adjusted something.

One to complain that the bulb should not have blown, since it was last changed 6 months ago.

One to ask for links to sites with information about light bulb changing

Four to post links to sites on lightbulb changing and 3 youtube lightbulb channels

One to say they didn't look at the links because they always change their own lightbulbs

One to post how angry they were at their lightbulb when it blew

One to post about what they were having for breakfast at the time the bulb blew

Six to post that they still can't get lightbulbs in Chch

One to post that they still don't have power in Chch

One to post that even the lightbulbs are better in Australia

One to post that lightbulbs in South Africa never blew until Nelson Mandela came along, and then they never worked, but NZ lightbulbs are shit

Four to post that it was all John Key's fault the lightbulb blew

Three to say it was all a conspiracy and the lightbulb never blew and never needed replacing

Two to say Robin Bain did it, and one to blame Scott Watson

Three to complain about the price of lightbulbs

Two to post links to offshore suppliers of lightbulbs online

One to protest at the lack of gst on private imports of lightbulbs

Two to blame the importers on the closure of local businesses

One to import several and try to flick them on for more than they cost from a local shop

One to post a dirty joke about lightbulbs

One to tell us how many lightbulbs he has fitted to his bike since that time one blew

One to take the whole thing far too far

**blackdog** · 25th July 2013, 22:21

Originally Posted by Smifffy

One to ...

...too far

My attention span is about 7 milliseconds. That was a fail.

**Grashopper** · 25th July 2013, 22:29

1 wanting the batch number of the lightbulb or else it goes international...

**haydes55** · 25th July 2013, 22:54

1 guy just sitting here eating paste.

1 guy complaining the light bulb is too loud (blardy yungins wit thur fan dangled 'lectronix).

**KapitiLizard** · 25th July 2013, 23:15

1 guy to flame Big Dave for his race remark and explain that while 99% of all lightbulbs are white, that every lightbulb is equal has a right to shine regardless of its colour