Unsolicited mail?

**Mom** · 26th July 2013, 19:02

What recourse do you have to a company that puts flyers in your letterbox, when there is a NO JUNK MAIL sign displayed?

We almost never get crap in our letter box since putting the sign up, which pleases me. If we do receive shite I generally ring and let the companies know the kid delivering cant read. They apologise and that is the end of it.

Any regular reader of this forum will know my distaste of the harassment that Sky dishes out via telemarketing. Well the fuckers excelled themselves today and posted a fucking flyer in my letter box.

All I can say is they must be desperate to get business thanks to all you fuckers cancelling

Same pat answer delivered. Oh, and in answer to my question regarding if I register my address with the agency will that guarantee I never hear from them again, resounding silence. It is voluntary to comply. Fuckers!

**bogan** · 26th July 2013, 19:06

Do you have any hounds?

**Mom** · 26th July 2013, 19:11

Originally Posted by bogan

Do you have any hounds?

Hmmmmmm....

No, but the neighbours do, they are pansy tho...

**Laava** · 26th July 2013, 19:34

Save up their flyers, find out their address and then post it to them in a proper like package with no stamps. They will have to pay the postage to pick it up. Tee fucken hee!
Of course, that is not going to stop them posting their crap in your box but hey, you'll feel better!

**bogan** · 26th July 2013, 19:39

Originally Posted by Mom

Hmmmmmm....

No, but the neighbours do, they are pansy tho...

Like little dog fit in the letterbox pansy? or Labrador pansy? The former might work, but you'd get no chance to say 'release the hounds' so its really just a waste of time anyway.

**Akzle** · 26th July 2013, 19:54

never happens if you dont have a letter box.

**Laava** · 26th July 2013, 20:06

Originally Posted by Akzle

never happens if you dont have a letter box.

Was wondering why you never cashed that cheque I sent you!

**jim.cox** · 26th July 2013, 20:18

Originally Posted by Laava

Save up their flyers, find out their address and then post it to them in a proper like package with no stamps. They will have to pay the postage to pick it up. Tee fucken hee!
Of course, that is not going to stop them posting their crap in your box but hey, you'll feel better!

Attached the 'reply paid' envelope to a brick - works for me

**jafar** · 26th July 2013, 20:34

Just burn it mom. in their carpark is the best place I can think of

**Akzle** · 26th July 2013, 20:41

Originally Posted by Laava

Was wondering why you never cashed that cheque I sent you!

oh well. You can give me cash next week.

**Mom** · 26th July 2013, 20:42

Originally Posted by jafar

Just burn it mom. in their carpark is the best place I can think of

Very helpful, want to get me arrested? Where TF are you anyway, have not given you shit in person for ages.

**Laava** · 26th July 2013, 20:44

Originally Posted by Akzle

oh well. You can give me cash next week.

Sweet as. I'll pop it in your letterbox.

**unstuck** · 26th July 2013, 20:49

Pop them in the mailbox with return to sender on them, it is the postal services job to control the mail. They will get onto sky for you, to remind them to remind their delivery staff, that no junk mail means exactly that.