That awkward moment when the woman you try robbing knows Systema

[mashman]

Almost looks staged... but still, take that muthafucka, HIIIIIIIII YA

[Dogboy900]

Much like this one. Not sure if it's real but I hope it is



Hmm couldn't get embedding to work so here is the link

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T9KLFY2S5x4

[unstuck]

Looks like the one in the lift is a setup, but the subway one looks genuine to me.
One of my ex girlfriends was a black belt, and took out a couple of streetkids who tried to steal her purse down queenstreet one night. Was fucking cool to watch.

[mashman]

Looks like the one in the lift is a setup, but the subway one looks genuine to me.
One of my ex girlfriends was a black belt, and took out a couple of streetkids who tried to steal her purse down queenstreet one night. Was fucking cool to watch.

Did your relationship end well

[unstuck]

Did your relationship end well

We are still really good friends, so I guess the relationship has not ended in a way.

Some of the play fighting at the time was pretty fucking good though.

[Hoon]

but the subway one looks genuine to me.

Nah blatant stage as well. The way he jumps to anticipate the kick in the groin gives it away amongst other things.

[sketch]

plus the fact he just calmly turns round and walks off rather than gapping it

[Hinny]

Nah blatant stage as well. The way he jumps to anticipate the kick in the groin gives it away amongst other things.

Obviously too fast for you to see.
Her kick lifted him off the ground! I doubt he merely said Ouch! after that.
Poking his eyes and ripping his mouth before that ballistic kick that rocketed her backwards. Good moves.

[unstuck]

plus the fact he just calmly turns round and walks off rather than gapping it

You ever tried to run after a good kick in the nads?
By someone who knows how to use their toes rather than the top of the foot?

[ducatilover]

You ever tried to run after a good kick in the nads?
By someone who knows how to use their toes rather than the top of the foot?

I got hit in the Sir's Grapes by a female once (fuckin' mental bitch at the Dojothing, knocked me out once too)
I threw up.


Not the most glorious of moments, but I won by default.

[Hoon]

Obviously too fast for you to see.
Her kick lifted him off the ground! I doubt he merely said Ouch! after that.

No it didn't. You look closer you can see him subtley squat before the kick comes in as he prepares to jump. This (a) fools the viewer into thinking a 50kg girl delivered enough power to front kick a 90kg guy off the ground and (b) greatly reduces the damage taken.

Basic Stuntman 101.

[Hinny]

No it didn't. You look closer you can see him subtley squat before the kick comes in as he prepares to jump. This (a) fools the viewer into thinking a 50kg girl delivered enough power to front kick a 90kg guy off the ground and (b) greatly reduces the damage taken.

Basic Stuntman 101.

You are dreaming.
Would you like me to demonstrate - I promise to only kick you as hard as a 50kg girl.
That girl could deliver a lot of power as demonstrated by her final kick.
The guy didn't even see the ballsack boot coming as he was being beaten around the head with her bag.

[Brett]

Systema is some good shit.

[onearmedbandit]

You are dreaming.
Would you like me to demonstrate - I promise to only kick you as hard as a 50kg girl.
That girl could deliver a lot of power as demonstrated by her final kick.
The guy didn't even see the ballsack boot coming as he was being beaten around the head with her bag.

Dude give it up, the video is widely acknowledged across the 'net as fake.