Time for a second car

[mashman]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used...-608662776.htm

Stop it! WTF is a cassette.

[Akzle]

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used...-608662776.htm

what a fucking asshole. He has no right to sell his sons car. Especially that one.
even though its a f*rd.
I hope the cunt has his nipples ripped off by wolves.

[Madness]

Stop it! WTF is a cassette.

Who cares? I'm thinking of trading the Missus for it. It's all your fault too, ya bastard.

I hope the cunt has his nipples ripped off by wolves.

Me too. Then maybe I could get in whilst he's on the Morph & score it cheeeep.

[blackdog]

No worrys with the jumping on in there as I may try to kill 2 stoners with one bird when I come to buy.

Edity: bit short. my apologies, as there's room inspections taking place. I'd be interested to know what's available, but likely I'll need to get something sorted next weekend, weekend after at the latest. Beers shall be provided

Swap the beers for cheeseburgers, and I will have ya sorted by then.

[mashman]

Swap the beers for cheeseburgers, and I will have ya sorted by then.

Deal.........

[Akzle]

not buying the f*rd then. Sadface.

[onearmedbandit]

I've been selling cars for over 12yrs, sold tens of millions of dollars of cars in my time. Now consulting to a new car yard and watching them go from strength to strength. But advise about which car to buy? I'll leave that to the experts...

[mashman]

I've been selling cars for over 12yrs, sold tens of millions of dollars of cars in my time. Now consulting to a new car yard and watching them go from strength to strength. But advise about which car to buy? I'll leave that to the experts...

ploos chars

[ducatilover]

Sorry DL, I've never heard of a VVT-i cam chain stretching in a properly maintained Toyota and that's after many years working in a franchise dealership.

done three myself and know of a few more. Not as bad as the later Alloytec dunnydores, but still a big potential issue with 'em.

Actually now that I come to think of it, since Mashy already has a Premacy maybe a Demio (Mazda 2) would be a nice accompaniment to the stable. I look forward to y'all telling us what's wrong with them aswell.

I like them, good little cars.
I was just talking about much cheaper shitters.

What about the Nissan March? Also, what sort of costs to get it in pink?

Not really bad cars. Pink? just rub yer gash over it mate!

You are usually pretty close to the button mate. That post was shooting rubber bands at the stars.

I make it up as I go along

And fuck, them rubber bands go far.
What was wrong with the advice I gave?

[mossy1200]

You shoulda bought the ducati 900 with 4500km for 6k.

Second car???? What a arsholm.

[mashman]

You shoulda bought the ducati 900 with 4500km for 6k.

Second car???? What a arsholm.

A Ducati. WTF would I want one of them things for. I have a by far superior tali shitter

Kids come first apparently.

[mossy1200]

A Ducati. WTF would I want one of them things for. I have a by far superior tali shitter

Kids come first apparently.

Fornicator

[mashman]

Fornicator

... shhhhhh, the missus might here.

[avgas]

So if he's buying the second car for Her Indoors the Primera might be the go then?

Definitely. I have met the most boring people who drive primera's.

Mashy you heard what I said about the March.......but if you don't believe me sit in one. It will remind you why you hate cute things. I drove one for a mate once - when I got out of the thing I just wanted to stab a kitten or punch an iphone or something.

Also contrary to belief - avoid newish euro fords also. Mondeos will give you aids or herpes (or will at least feel like that when you drive it). Focus will leave you wondering why the fuck you bought such a shit car and fiesta looks good - but drives like Miss Daisy was an epileptic.

[mossy1200]

My work car is a Toyota Fielder. 35litre tank that lasts a while. Nice to drive.
Might be hard to find one cheap though.
I think if I was replacing my van idd own one or it would be on the top 5 list for a everyday car anyway.