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    Stupid humans

    Small things amuse small minds they say, so I thought I would perform a little experiment in my neighborhood. Lately I have been thinking about wheelie bins on my morning walks, and how everyone around here seems to like their routine and are fairly regular with their bins. We have two different bins here in Gore, one for general refuse which has a red lid, the other for recyclables with a yellow lid. This week it was the yellow lids turn for collection and the bins start going out around 5.30pm the night before collection day. Well, just before 5pm this week I put out the red lid bin. WEEEEL FUCK ME........About 10 mins before the 7.05am pick up.....Out of 16 households, there was only two yellow lids out, the rest where all red. I quickly swapped mine and have been laughing all week...........Stupid humans, gotta love US



    And I am their leader.
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Small things amuse small minds they say, so I thought I would perform a little experiment in my neighborhood. Lately I have been thinking about wheelie bins on my morning walks, and how everyone around here seems to like their routine and are fairly regular with their bins. We have two different bins here in Gore, one for general refuse which has a red lid, the other for recyclables with a yellow lid. This week it was the yellow lids turn for collection and the bins start going out around 5.30pm the night before collection day. Well, just before 5pm this week I put out the red lid bin. WEEEEL FUCK ME........About 10 mins before the 7.05am pick up.....Out of 16 households, there was only two yellow lids out, the rest where all red. I quickly swapped mine and have been laughing all week...........Stupid humans, gotta love US



    And I am their leader.
    Shit, that is intensely funny and my only regret is, that i didn't think of doing something like that myself.
    Must have been a hoot to watch!
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    Prozac consumption in Gore has recently quadrupled

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    lmao! hard case eh....a whole gaggle of sociology students couldnt come up with a human behaviour experiment as quick as that!


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    I think I have too much time on my hands. There are still a couple of bins out, bet the council have been getting a few irate callers too.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Haha, so that's how folks tear it up for kicks in gore

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    Did Gore ever have an asylum at some stage?
    " Rule books are for the Guidance of the Wise, and the Obedience of Fools"

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    We here in whangarei are just as radical,

    1. Today I wanted to get a shirt from my desk. I, however, was on my bed and too far away to reach the shirt. So I pushed my bed towards my desk using the wall to push off. When I got the shirt I used the desk to push my bed back into its original position.

    2. I like to play rock, paper, scissors with other people in the cars next to me whenever I'm at a red light or in traffic. Today I played with a grandma who beat me four times in a row.

    3. Today, when my mum got mad at my brother, she yelled Benjamin John! (his first name and middle name). To this he replied, "Who the heck is John???" For 12 years, my brother thought that his first name was Ben and his middle name was "Jamin".

    4. Today I was at a job interview and they asked me what my weakness was. I thought about it and after a minute replied: "Kryptonite." I start Monday.

    5. Today, I got up out of my seat at the end of the class and accidentally knocked into someone. I turned around and apologised. It was a pole. My teacher gave me a sticker for being considerate to inanimate objects.
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