Ha ha ha.
I'm laughing at all you fat bastards as I slowly get Parkinsons from all the aspartame in my drink.
(looks at self in mirror)
ooops
on the up
Ha ha ha.
I'm laughing at all you fat bastards as I slowly get Parkinsons from all the aspartame in my drink.
(looks at self in mirror)
ooops
And I to my motorcycle parked like the soul of the junkyard. Restored, a bicycle fleshed with power, and tore off. Up Highway 106 continually drunk on the wind in my mouth. Wringing the handlebar for speed, wild to be wreckage forever.
- James Dickey, Cherrylog Road.
Deus ex ukulele
And Alzheimers from the aluminium from the can...Originally Posted by riffer
"Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]
Forum whore
How I wish I had time for Pr0n - I might not be in the mess I am!
If a man is alone in the woods and there isn't a woke Hollywood around to call him racist, is he still white?
Beware the psychosis llama...
Funny that...
On the 6pm TV new tonight they were crowing the benefits of coffee in protecting from diabetes. The most effective dose was postulated to be around five cups a day!
I heard the research referred to as well on National Radio - it seemed to be energy drinks that were most in the gun in that interview.
I'll keep my La Pavoni on at this stage I think - a piece of shiny Italian machinery that is capable of providing a buzz AND that I can actually afford!
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