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    Quote Originally Posted by MisterD View Post
    Early-onset dementia is a terrible thing, so it is.
    Just another addition to the ignore list pal.

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    Not speaking from experience, but I hear that Jack Danniels is good for getting rid of the aftertaste
    I've spent my money on bikes, booze and babes. The rest I've wasted....

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    I really like pineapple lumps too. Chocolate and pineapple.
    Quote Originally Posted by avgas View Post
    I love women who eat lots of fruit. However be careful gents if they eat too much and gets too excited your goatee will get a new shade of brown

    spot the comparison

    But remember
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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Teenage girls are stupid stupid creatures, unless your a teenage boy of course.
    Yes - see that's why oral sex IS best - you don't have to listen to them while they do it
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Quote Originally Posted by 5150 View Post
    Not speaking from experience, but I hear that Jack Danniels is good for getting rid of the aftertaste
    Reminds me of the joke about young guy who walks into a bar and orders 6 shots of whiskey.
    The barman lines him up 6 shots and watches gobsmacked as he throws them down 1 after the other until they were gone.

    "Wow" says the barman, "what was that about?"

    The young guy replies, "well, I just had my fist experience of a blowjob!"

    "Congratulations mate, here's another shot on the house" says the barman.

    "WTF" says the young guy, "if I can't get the taste out after 6 shots, how's another gonna help?"
    With my beer tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle,
    I'm hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Yes - see that's why oral sex IS best - you don't have to listen to them while they do it
    But is risking cancer worth it?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    That is a reference to the household pet right

    think i might call the spca

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    Quote Originally Posted by cynna View Post
    think i might call the spca
    The special people collection association?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    spot the comparison

    But remember ...
    Their lips met... she closed her legs and crushed his glasses.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    With my beer tinted glasses I'm ready to biddy battle,
    I'm hungry like the wolf, but I'll end up tending cattle!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Their lips met... she closed her legs and crushed his glasses.
    alls safe though, he can breath through his ears

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    Quote Originally Posted by T.W.R View Post
    alls safe though, he can breath through his ears
    It would explain certain oddities in this world though.

    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Just out of interest, what pizza place was this?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Berries View Post
    Just out of interest, what pizza place was this?
    Pretty sure she had ordered double anchovies on the top ...........

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    I remember reading an interview with a porn star, and she did mention the guys drinking pineapple juice to make it taste better.
    Sorry to answer OP's question n all

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