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    F#@cking cage. And shit.

    1990 magna, 2.6.
    Was going this morning. Think i shorted/destroyed something with immobiliser.
    Disconnected everything new.

    Coil tests good. And voltage at coil.
    Rotor, cap look ok.
    Plugs getting wet so fuel in cyls.

    When i try cranking 'brake' (rear, not h/brake) light comes on dash. Nevr noticed before.

    Igniter (part tim015) SEEMs to be my headache. Tried testing by an old method i knew (hooking to 12v test light, then putting voltage across terminals from dizzy) >fails.

    Is there a better test? Am i doing it wrong?

    Anything else?
    What kind of a sick fuck jewspiracy breaks all my waka? Which one of you cunts has the voodoo doll?

    Lawdylawdylawdy.
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    Did one have ones penis in the ciggy lighter socket again?
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Which light on dash?
    Keep on chooglin'

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    Disconnect the battery terminals for half an hour or so.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smifffy View Post
    Which light on dash?
    says 'brake'. Over toward the left.

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Disconnect the battery terminals for half an hour or so.
    Replace the battery, and then start and stop the engine 10 times. All better.
    Quote Originally Posted by Gubb View Post
    Nonono,

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    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Disconnect the battery terminals for half an hour or so.
    did it.
    Its old fangled. No electrickery...

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    Did one have ones penis in the ciggy lighter socket again?
    you said you wouldnt tell anyone!

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    Wrap the car in gladwrap and put it in the freezer for an hour. This can reset batteries so it may work on your cage.
    I have evolved as a KB member.Now nothing I say should be taken seriously.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    you said you wouldnt tell anyone!
    Wait til I get the pics off the phone.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Did you try turning it off and on again?

    But, can you get it going via jump start?

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    Park it in the paddock with the rest of them bro!
    Only a Rat can win a Rat Race!

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    Quote Originally Posted by McFatty1000 View Post
    Did you try turning it off and on again?

    But, can you get it going via jump start?
    NO SPARK.
    Engine cranks good. Battery not the problem.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Akzle View Post
    1990 magna, 2.6.
    I'll give you 5 bucks but only if it comes with a bag of chips.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Laava View Post
    Park it in the paddock with the rest of them bro!
    theres only one in the paddock. It dunnt go either.
    i Actually need a running vehicle, asshole.
    Whatever. Keep filing those returns bro, i'll tick up another one to aunty winz.

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