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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    You're one special cookie smokey, maybe you should try it before speaking out against it too much, you never know... or maybe that is what you're really afraid of.

    I found some people that would have just the right complementary personalities for ya
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    South Africa I think.

    I'd fit right in apparently.
    You must spread some Reputation around.......
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    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    some master Jew that tells all the other Jews what the plan is for this week
    So you heard about that too?

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    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    South Africa I think.

    I'd fit right in apparently.
    Bwhahahaha ... not as you might think ... despite what the racist homophob SmokeU thinks .. go here and read this ...

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/LGBT_ri...n_South_Africa

    (Maybe that's why he left??? )
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    Quote Originally Posted by imdying View Post
    Which would make a bit more sense, if, you know, they could breed
    well they are in fact being bred in greater numbers by modern living

    I'm off to the sauna, so many gays there nowadays, staring at your dick in the changing room...

    oh well, less competition for the females is a good thing right?
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    I often wish that deadhead bogan prejudice no longer existed. Threads like this, while reassuring that sexually insecure people are in a minority, concern me because those same folks are not yet extinct.
    "Standing on your mother's corpse you told me that you'd wait forever." [Bryan Adams: Summer of 69]

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    Quote Originally Posted by scissorhands View Post

    I'm off to the sauna, so many gays there nowadays, staring at your dick in the changing room...
    It doesn't count if they say "Oh, its just like a penis only smaller"

    it also doesnt count if you say "blimey its a bit chilly in here" preemptively
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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    So are you saying that guys bumming one another is "normal"?

    It's just like bummin women, but they have a dick and smaller tits and "Oh god that feels good" has more of a baritone ring, snigger, to it........ or so I've been told. So not much different really.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    It's just like bummin women, but they have a dick and smaller tits and "Oh god that feels good" has more of a baritone ring, snigger, to it........ or so I've been told. So not much different really.
    So it would feel good then....
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    Well fuck me.......take that anyway you want.........I knew South Africans were fucked in the head, but not how much until I read this thread. You certainly are one primitive motherfucker Smokey, and I say that in the most loving way.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Quote Originally Posted by nallac View Post
    So it would feel good then....
    I wouldn't know... but it would seem logical...... for those who enjoy it that is
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    The best thing about shagging a bloke
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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    You're one special cookie smokey, maybe you should try it before speaking out against it too much, you never know... or maybe that is what you're really afraid of.

    I found some people that would have just the right complementary personalities for ya
    Thanks for the compliment and welcome to my fan club.

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    These ones.



    Yes. By definition.
    That makes for some good reading.

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    Besides, you wouldn't think it was weird in prison, right?
    I don't know, I've never been. Speaking from experience?

    Quote Originally Posted by HenryDorsetCase View Post
    South Africa I think.

    I'd fit right in apparently.
    The kaffirs will be attracted to you like moths to a flame.

    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    Most homosexual people I know have exactly your reaction to heterosexual acts ... that seems very unnatural to them ..
    Homosexuality must be so natural that people use it to breed. Oh, wait, that's heterosexuality I'm thinking of.

    Quote Originally Posted by yod View Post
    But you think you have the right to define other peoples behaviour as disgusting and unnatural even though it doesn't have anything to do with you. See above on the species and have another fail on the house.


    I particularly like this one. "The Jews" are apparently trying to make the world somewhere nasty for a good upstanding citizen such as yourself to live. So is this ALL "the Jews"? Does this include any who are perhaps half or a quarter Jewish? What about Polish Jews, Austrian Jews, South African Jews, etc or is it just the Israeli kind? Is there some master Jew that tells all the other Jews what the plan is for this week?
    What is it about "the Jews" with you? Is there some hidden conspiracy that only you are privy to or something?? I haven't had any of "the Jews" knocking on my door selling homosexuality, only the religious right trying to tell me it's "bad" cos their magic sky-fairy says so.



    Well done for PHIL101. So spraying your racism and hate across the interweb is how you act upon your judgement and you think that's all just perfectly dandy? "Just to be clear."
    1. Even though it's wrong, I've already stated that I have no problem with fags doing their thing behind closed doors. I see no reason for this to change.

    2. Check out stormfront for some of the threads about Jews. You'll see what I mean. It's no secret that there is a Jewish conspiracy to take over the world. Tell me why it is that they have been persecuted in every land they've been to since the beginning of Judaism. That's why they have Israel.

    3. I'm not racist. My cat and dog are both black, and I had a good Asian friend until he went back overseas.

    You seem to feel very strongly about the rights of minorities and their opinions, yet you also appear to relish every opportunity to remove my right to free speech and to form an opinion of my own.

    Quote Originally Posted by mashman View Post
    It's just like bummin women, but they have a dick and smaller tits and "Oh god that feels good" has more of a baritone ring, snigger, to it........ or so I've been told. So not much different really.
    I'm hoping this is not based from personal experience.

    Quote Originally Posted by unstuck View Post
    Well fuck me.......take that anyway you want.........I knew South Africans were fucked in the head, but not how much until I read this thread. You certainly are one primitive motherfucker Smokey, and I say that in the most loving way.
    See my comment above about the fan club.


    I found it rather difficult to contain my laughter upon reading these replies!

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    It's no secret that there is a Jewish conspiracy to take over the world.
    It's not a secret because it is not a thing... take over the world, really, that was the best thing you and your hateful buddies could come up with? Whatever happened to creative bullshit, like how the KKK want to farm cats to make feline bacon.

    Also, stormfront? I'm pretty sure I heard they paid some guy to play video games in order to spread their hate messages. Are they paying you to post on KB smokey?
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    Fuck 'em - let 'em get married.

    Why should it only be the heterosexuals that suffer...

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    Quote Originally Posted by bogan View Post
    It's not a secret because it is not a thing... take over the world, really, that was the best thing you and your hateful buddies could come up with? Whatever happened to creative bullshit, like how the KKK want to farm cats to make feline bacon.

    Also, stormfront? I'm pretty sure I heard they paid some guy to play video games in order to spread their hate messages. Are they paying you to post on KB smokey?
    Take a look at how the government is prosecuting people who pirate music. The recording industry is run by the Jews, and JK is also a Jew, so it's not hard to see that it's all about money, and not the best interests of the NZ public.

    Jews always play the victim, especially with regards to the lolocaust. Now I'm not saying it never happened, but many Russians fell victim to the Nazis, as did many other non Jews. Did you hear about the massacre committed by the Khymer Rouge in Cambodia? Estimates place the death toll at over 1,000,000 civilians. What about the Rwandan genocide? Have you thought about how many people Stalin was responsible for killing?

    Have you ever wondered why you hardly ever hear about those genocides, yet the Jews repeatedly push their agenda to make everyone feel sorry for them. Hitler is a familiar name to most, yet Pol Pot is unheard of to most. I'm not representing SF or any other organisation.

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