Perky...

[avgas]

I said to a guy once, ''Now that's a big package you got there, is it for me''? with a blank look in my direction, he said ''sign here''.

Perhaps he didn't want to unload his problems on to you.
Good for you, not beating around the bush and all.

[imac]

I said to a colleague who came in with a chillie bin, my thats a large lunch box
Without missing a beat he said, that would be on account of my huge testicles and penis
The room cracked up

[avgas]

I said to a colleague who came in with a chillie bin, my thats a large lunch box
Without missing a beat he said, that would be on account of my huge testicles and penis
The room cracked up

I didn't get at first but I am sure you got it in the end.

[Akzle]

I said to a colleague who came in with a chillie bin, my thats a large lunch box
Without missing a beat he said, that would be on account of my huge testicles and penis
The room cracked up

we've met. Which one were you?

[Smifffy]

Maybe it's a generational thing 'perky' to me is personified by Mary Lou Retton http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Lou_Retton

[Road kill]

"Fuck" is a perfectly good word for most situations,,,if your a bloke.

"Perky" only ever means nice pointy tits if your a bloke,all women know this.

Any word that has a double meaning,the second it dawns on you will be a second after she sees it in your guilty face.

Probably best not to say anything I reckon.

[Maha]

we've met. Which one were you?

Having elehpantitis of the nuts is nothing to be proud of.

[unstuck]

[Banditbandit]

"Perky" only ever means nice pointy tits if your a bloke,all women know this.

I like this thread ...

[unstuck]

[Mom]

Pert. That is all.

[nudemetalz]

The awesome Urban-Dictionary describes
Perky as - "Tits that stay in place, no saggage.
My she has some nice perky breasts"

It describes Pert as -
"Perky, usually to describe breasts of moderately small size, but perfectly formed.
Her tits aren't that big, but pert? Oh most definitely yes!"

[Akzle]

I like this thread ...

[IMG]https://i.chzbgr.com

mmmmmm. hat.