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Doctors in Australia have removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's (a 70-year-old) penis after a bizarre sexual mishap.
Never knew you had it in ya Grandad (pun intended)
Hardcore Punk
The mind certainly does boggle.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.
Don't forget to bring a towel
For similar fucked up shit, go on Google and search "rectal foreign body".
FUN LOVIN CRIMINAL
They always reckon prick the skin of the sausage before you cook itOriginally Posted by Maha
Doctors in Australia have removed a 10-centimetre fork from inside an elderly man's (a 70-year-old) penis after a bizarre sexual mishap.
Never knew you had it in ya Grandad (pun intended)
and you know this how??
Don't forget to bring a towel
I did some Googling in the name of lulz.
and you know this how??
Hardcore Biker
It is apparent that the human mind is uninhibited let alone creative,"
"If you ever need anything please dont hesitate to ask someone else first.
Anyhoo don't forget to add to calendar 19th May, 27th July, and 31 August.
World whisky day, International whisky day, and Scotch whisky day.
Whip it, whip it good!
That would bring a tear to your eye...
I always thought penises were for penetrating, not being penetrated, oh well, what ever floats your boat. How embarrassing for him
Hardcore Punk
Not so silly when you think about it, how many people got to fondle the lonely old coot before he was sent home, with heaps in the wank bank to keep him going for days.
For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him.
Chilli Hooligan
Not true, nothing like a stiff nipple up the jap eye.That would bring a tear to your eye...
I always thought penises were for penetrating, not being penetrated, oh well, what ever floats your boat. How embarrassing for him
Some people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Forum whore
surely he was trying this new spooning thing and got mixed up?
Fully qualified Sifter.
lol. Nice.
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