Mom 1 - Telemarketer 0

[scissorhands]

I bet when you say that, it freaks 'em right out.

actually i normally say in an affected loud voice:
'just let me get my mother!'
then i have a mock mother/older son argument in the background, come back after 2min and say
'just wait a minute!' in another loud voice
then never return to the phone and hang it up 10min later

[unstuck]

Im lucky enough to have most of my music right next to the phone, place handpiece on speaker and turn it up. They soon fuck off.

[BuzzardNZ]

Not that I'm muscially gifted, but I do own a trumpet, I can't play it but I can get a pretty loud blast out of it when I need to.
I sits within reach of my landline, especially for when the telemarketers call!

[george formby]

Not had much hassle from beggars & pedlars at this new house, must be the local demographic, it's down there somewhere.
I did pick up a call during smoko at work recently, someone trying to sell "employee insurance" whatever that is. Male, Kiwi. They stated the name of their company & asked if they could speak to the owner, I lied about my status, the manager would have just hung up anyway.
Anyhoo, being of a mischievous bent after too much fruit juice & being well loaded with farty goodness I uttered a few grunts, sighs & a wee chuff during the first minute or so of the spiel. They asked if I was ok, I replied that "I was taking a dump" & talking on the cordless. Silence, followed by "I will you call back".
Not that day they didn't.

[awa355]

Two words " Fuck off".

[ellipsis]

...i just give them the phone number of the last person to fuck me off and tell them that these people are after what you are peddling...works every time and my anger or fucked off-ness towards the intended recipient of next call, dissipates...therapeutic almost...

[Gremlin]

...i just give them the phone number of the last person to fuck me off and tell them that these people are after what you are peddling...works every time and my anger or fucked off-ness towards the intended recipient of next call, dissipates...therapeutic almost...

Haha, reminds me of this joke: http://www.manbottle.com/humor/Anger_Management

[Maha]

Not had much hassle from beggars & pedlars at this new house, must be the local demographic, it's down there somewhere.
I did pick up a call during smoko at work recently, someone trying to sell "employee insurance" whatever that is. Male, Kiwi. They stated the name of their company & asked if they could speak to the owner, I lied about my status, the manager would have just hung up anyway.
Anyhoo, being of a mischievous bent after too much fruit juice & being well loaded with farty goodness I uttered a few grunts, sighs & a wee chuff during the first minute or so of the spiel. They asked if I was ok, I replied that "I was taking a dump" & talking on the cordless. Silence, followed by "I will you call back".
Not that day they didn't.

...'angon 'angon 'angon...eeeeeeeewhooooaaaaahhhhhhhmmmmmm......... ok, how can I help ya?

[Mom]

You lot are revoltingly funny.

Feel sorry for Akxle though, he is a bit shy about this, but was happy to share it with me via a rep comment. He was once a telemarketer in America, and used to be told this all the time...

'in he words of the great america: lick my dick and suck on my balls"

Poor bastard, it was in "he" world too, wonder if he would care to share what exactly he was attempting to sell...

More red rep heading my way I guess

[Mom]

Two words " Fuck off".

Last time I said that, they called back because I was abusive and intimidating. I don't know why this number does not come up with red lights and bells of warning...

[Akzle]

awwww whinge whinge hairy minge.

[Akzle]

http://www.phonespamfilter.co.nz/