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    Testicle munching fish

    So .. don't go swimming in European Rivers ...

    http://nz.news.yahoo.com/a/-/mp/1879...und-in-europe/

    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    Not a problem down here as the water is that cold, everything gets nicely tucked away.
    For a man is a slave to whatever has mastered him. Keep an open mind, just dont let your brains fall out.

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    Just bite the cunt back.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SMOKEU View Post
    Just bite the cunt back.
    Which is the cunt?
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    go for a dip & get neutered at the same time

    Seriously though, they're in trouble if it gets established.....a small group were released in Thailand or somewhere around that area and within a few years they were dominating the water ways and grew a lot larger than normal.
    The Swedish report is rubbish....pacu are fresh water fish

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    There is another little fish found in South America that likes to swim up the hole in the end of your cock and set up house. True story.
    http://www.damninteresting.com/the-t...oothpick-fish/

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    That's an alarming concept.


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    "Human-like teeth"...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Banditbandit View Post
    So .. don't go swimming in European Rivers ...
    Rivers? Who said you're safe out of the water...you haven't seen the movie Teeth then?

    No body move... I dropped my brain

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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    There is another little fish found in South America that likes to swim up the hole in the end of your cock and set up house. True story.
    http://www.damninteresting.com/the-t...oothpick-fish/
    None gives a toss about millions of tadpoles trying to swim out at once, so one fish wont dent the sperm population too much.
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    Quote Originally Posted by jasonu View Post
    There is another little fish found in South America that likes to swim up the hole in the end of your cock and set up house. True story.
    http://www.damninteresting.com/the-t...oothpick-fish/
    yeah.. heard of that.... I think there is 1 that goes up yr backside too.
    And that is the honest truth your honour..

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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    None gives a toss about millions of tadpoles trying to swim out at once, so one fish wont dent the sperm population too much.
    They might STOP them tryingto swim out .. that would be disastrous ..
    "So if you meet me, have some sympathy, have some courtesy, have some taste ..."

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    I'm safe... my wife never takes that purse into the water.
    I didn't think!!! I experimented!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tigadee View Post
    Which is the cunt?
    Good question...

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    Quote Originally Posted by awa355 View Post
    None gives a toss about millions of tadpoles trying to swim out at once, so one fish wont dent the sperm population too much.
    the fish (candiru) he's talking about is quite big (about whitebait size) and has to be surgically removed if it gets up ya tool only happens if you piss in the water though..bloody nasty little sods special barbs so they can't be pulled out




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