Flyswat

[Blackadda]

A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a fly swatter.
"What are you doing?" She asked.
"Hunting Flies" He responded. .
"Oh. Killing any?" She asked..
"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied..
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell?".

He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

[AllanB]

HOW TO TELL THE SEX OF A FLY ?


Unzip it - if a penis falls out it's male.