Motherfucken cuisine. And shit.

[Banditbandit]

I dont eat at KFC or Mcdonalds bro, so no chance of that.

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[Akzle]

ahh. Breakfast.
Garden fresh spinnach, fried in 'erb butter, with venision sausages, homemade chilli-mato saus. And bourbon cola

[unstuck]

Red or fallow?

[Tazz]

And bourbon cola

Hope that wasn't a premix!

[Akzle]

Hope that wasn't a premix!

regrettably yes.
Hows the blade bro?

[Akzle]

Red or fallow?

regretably not homemade. Probably farmed red. Ill ask ze butcherman nekk time im there.

[Tazz]

regrettably yes.
Hows the blade bro?

You bring shame and humiliation upon your family drinking that crap. You better not have been eating off the 'red plate' as well otherwise that's just salt in the wound.

Still waiting for the fawker to land (and I'm going to be south when it does ) Should have taken you up on your offer!
I only said that there is a 'package' arriving one morning while I'm away so there is going to be some interesting conversation when I get home hah.

[Akzle]

You bring shame and humiliation upon your family drinking that crap. You better not have been eating off the 'red plate' as well otherwise that's just salt in the wound.

Still waiting for the fawker to land (and I'm going to be south when it does ) Should have taken you up on your offer!
I only said that there is a 'package' arriving one morning while I'm away so there is going to be some interesting conversation when I get home hah.

i represent only myself.
It wuz cheap and 5.3%.

Normally dont drink it because the sugar/fizz gives me cramp and acid reflux. But it was a long, hard, hot, moist, pounding day yesterday. And i was thirsty. So i gently twisted the ends and sucked a few down.

I thought you were gona come up and ride home.
O well.

[Tazz]

i represent only myself.
It wuz cheap and 5.3%.

Normally dont drink it because the sugar/fizz gives me cramp and acid reflux. But it was a long, hard, hot, moist, pounding day yesterday. And i was thirsty. So i gently twisted the ends and sucked a few down.

I thought you were gona come up and ride home.
O well.

Same thing happens to me man. Farked the lining on my stomach somehow. Couldn't even eat tomatoes or bread for a while. Doctor gave me some sweet pills last year though that help and are cheap. They have side effects though as I've noticed the voices telling me to cover things in gas and set them on fire have settled down a bit

I was but the old fella sprung me with some dates to pick him up at the airport and I didn't want to take the risk being late as it turns out I may have blocked his car in his garage with a caravan and stacked a heap of decking timber across the front door, or maybe it wasn't me, I'll see if I can move it before he gets back and decide then decide on who did it

Anyway, back to food. Just cooked 2 minute noodles in a minute and a half. Master Chef in the making.

[Akzle]

small spiral pasta (i was just after that kind of mouthfeel) cooked in thyme-parsely water until just *just* al dente stirred through blue cheese mornay, heavy on cracked pepper. Fried crumbed meat balls with tamogoyaki and spinnach-red mustard as salad.

The other option would have been chilli grilled chicken/turkey breast...

[ellipsis]

...fukn hell, you dont 'arf talk some drivel, son...

[Akzle]

...fukn hell, you dont 'arf talk some drivel, son...

you cunt eat drivel.
Tits or gtfo.

[Akzle]

chicken bacon burger from leigh takeaways. -decent.

btw. aucklanders, you have ruined matakana, leigh, goat island, tomarata valley and every where else you go when you're not in auckland.
go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

[unstuck]

chicken bacon burger from leigh takeaways. -decent.

btw. aucklanders, you have ruined matakana, leigh, goat island, tomarata valley and every where else you go when you're not in auckland.
go outside and play hide and go fuck yourself.

Thats why We moved from Pakiri to Southland, too many fucking aucklanders.

[Akzle]

fuck knows:
http://www.everywhereist.com/cilantr...h-that-ensued/