Motherfucken cuisine. And shit.

**Laava** · 15th March 2014, 21:21

Originally Posted by Akzle

fuken dutchy choc pud! (excellent tramping.

enjoy it, knowing that youre going to get the best blowjobs ever afterwards (specially if youre 3 days in).

Fuck you backcountry hicks are are close lot aren't ya?

**puddytat** · 15th March 2014, 22:23

Ive invented a new way to drink real bean coffee seemingly.....

Well the coffee maker types seem to struggle with it & it does seem to fuck 'em up a bit.
Dunno why when its pretty fucken basic bro.

As basic as cold milk first ( with none of that fluffy frothy shite), expresso /plunger whatever method coffee equivalent to longblack & bingo....

Try it sometime. On your Barista.

Advantage is that especially with a takeaway you don't get that cup taste or all that fluffy air.
Disadvantage is that there's not a name for it.

My workmates call it a "Clintezza" but that sounds a tad naff for me
I'll split the lucrative TM rights with whoever

**Berries** · 15th March 2014, 22:33

Are you on drugs?

**puddytat** · 15th March 2014, 22:35

Yep...........

**mashman** · 15th March 2014, 22:49

Originally Posted by puddytat

Ive invented a new way to drink real bean coffee seemingly.....

For a moment there I thought the above read as "Ive invented a new way to drink real bacon seemingly". Damn, I really need some drugs.

**puddytat** · 15th March 2014, 23:00

I need more Shiraz .

Niederegger Marzipan'd be good too.

**Akzle** · 16th March 2014, 05:47

Originally Posted by puddytat

Ive invented a new way to drink real bean coffee seemingly.....

try cold brewd coffee. 1cup ground stuf, 3 cup water. In jug, coverd with muslin or some shit, leave 12 hours. Filter. Then you can blend that shit like a motherfucker. 2 egg yolks, 1/4 cup coconut cream, 2tbsp raw sug and coffee to make up to tall glass, top with real vanillin icecream and get a straw into it.