Scooter etiquette question

[superjackal]

1. Is it socially acceptable to boot a scooter that cuts you off?
2. If they do it twice in one week is it acceptable to follow them home and bash them to a pulp with your helmet?

[scott411]

1. Is it socially acceptable to boot a scooter that cuts you off?
2. If they do it twice in one week is it acceptable to follow them home and bash them to a pulp with your helmet?

1. Yes, especially if they are on a cell phone at the time,
2. Yes,

[Maha]

Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their Vaginas.

[Paul in NZ]

1. Is it socially acceptable to boot a scooter that cuts you off?
2. If they do it twice in one week is it acceptable to follow them home and bash them to a pulp with your helmet?

No - no its not.... You need to hand in your man card for going so slow that a scooter could cut you off....

Or

realistically - arse be arses - let it wash over you and trouble you not.....

[5150]

Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their Vaginas.

Mmmmmm, I like Vagimite

[superjackal]

No - no its not.... You need to hand in your man card for going so slow that a scooter could cut you off....

Or

realistically - arse be arses - let it wash over you and trouble you not.....

Do they not ride scooters in the land of sugar and spice and all things nice then...?

[buggerit]

Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their Vaginas.

mystery solved!!, I always wondered what the whistling was when I pass them

[unstuck]

Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their Vaginas.

Never once had the wind in my vagina while riding a scooter, must of been riding the wrong kind of scooter, or my dress was too long.

[awa355]

Scooters are for men who want to ride motorcycles but prefer to feel the wind on their Vaginas.

Not passing this one up. Scooter riders ride scooters so they can rest their balls in the underseat storage.

Ever seen a ' big balls' storage on a bike?? Nah, thought not

[Road kill]

My older sister used to own a Triumph Princess scooter.

On that alone I say "burn em' all"

[Big Dave]

No. Give yourself an upper cut for letting a scooter get in front of you.

[Big Dave]

Blanket Scroter condemnations are misplaced.

It depends on the scooter.

GT300i Vespa. Sick fun in an urban environment.

Aprilia Max Biaggi replica 50. Motorised skateboard. Fun.

Gutless Chinese knockoff. Not so much.

[mossy1200]

I like to let scooters beat me from the lights. Well for at least the first three sets.

[Blackbird]

Blanket Scroter condemnations are misplaced.

It depends on the scooter.

GT300i Vespa. Sick fun in an urban environment.

Aprilia Max Biaggi replica 50. Motorised skateboard. Fun.

Gutless Chinese knockoff. Not so much.

Yamaha 125 automatic scroter in Rarotonga...... Great fun cos your mates can't see you

[Paul in NZ]

Do they not ride scooters in the land of sugar and spice and all things nice then...?

Only in a sedate fashion (if riden by gay men) or coquettishly if riden by Dita Von Teese lookalikes.... (side saddle)