Failed parent gives boys a kicking. And shit.

**Akzle** · 23rd September 2013, 17:53

Originally Posted by Fatjim

If you were doing some shit with my daughter that I didn't approve of, regardless of whether it "was your fault" of not. I'd give you a kicking. I'd make sure you thought twice about doing that shit again, and hopefully your mates would to. Its not right or wrong, just works. and when it comes to your own kids, what works is best. Mind you, you'd already know you were in for a kicking, as I would have warned you to make sure my daughter didn't get into any trouble. Thats the price you would have to pay to earn the right to take my daughter out.

if i was doing anything with your daughter it would be teaching her syntax and grammar, she sure aint gunna get it from you!

(and maybe some oral)

**Drew** · 23rd September 2013, 18:40

Originally Posted by Akzle

if i was doing anything with your daughter it would be teaching her syntax and grammar, she sure aint gunna get it from you!

(and maybe some oral)

Pffft, you can do better than that Rob.

All this biting of your tongue, and you'll chew the fucken thing off!

**Laava** · 23rd September 2013, 18:55

Originally Posted by Akzle

i pretty much let them do what they want as long as they're doing no harm. while the threat of my 12 gauge does hang over the heads of any boys who look too closely,1

I laughed at this tho Rob! You sound exactly like the guy you are posting about.
Troll lol lol!

**HenryDorsetCase** · 23rd September 2013, 20:22

perhaps the dad was worried about the sexual jihad

http://www.stuff.co.nz/world/middle-...n-sexual-jihad

I just really like the phrase sexual jihad so needed somewhere to post it.

**scumdog** · 23rd September 2013, 20:25

Originally Posted by mashman

He's a cop. They are allowed to be hypocrites and have double standards.

And don't you lot forget it!

(Oh, that and the fact you pay them...)

**Madness** · 23rd September 2013, 20:26

Originally Posted by Fatjim

If you were doing some shit with my daughter that I didn't approve of, regardless of whether it "was your fault" of not. I'd give you a kicking. I'd make sure you thought twice about doing that shit again, and hopefully your mates would to. Its not right or wrong, just works. and when it comes to your own kids, what works is best. Mind you, you'd already know you were in for a kicking, as I would have warned you to make sure my daughter didn't get into any trouble. Thats the price you would have to pay to earn the right to take my daughter out.

No young fella in their right mind is going to hang about while a fat old cunt named Jim works up enough momentum to administer a kicking, they'd simply leg-it.

**scumdog** · 23rd September 2013, 20:30

I feel you would be more of a failed parent if you had to ask on KB 'what would you do'?

**unstuck** · 24th September 2013, 06:05

I would of at least put my boots on before kicking anyone, and the first one to be kicked would of been the daughter. But then you would still get done for assault if it was your own kid you were kicking. Now if it was me getting kicked and I knew the daughter, I would be making sure I knew where she lived and daddy would be getting his shit fucked with, And I don't mean that literally for all you GHEY Honda riders.

But I would be sneaking around in the night letting his tires down and filling his mower with sand, but then I am not right in the head either.