Pakistan quake kills 46; island appears

[mashman]

Bummer in regards to the quake... but WOW in regards to the new island.

[Scouse]

Bummer in regards to the quake... but WOW in regards to the new island.

Oh dear ...

[Maha]

What the bet they'll have a cricket pitch on it before the end of the year?

[mashman]

What the bet they'll have a cricket pitch on it before the end of the year?

bwaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa... and a corner shop?

[Maha]

bwaaaaaaaa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaa... and a corner shop?

They will have build a corner first, otherwise it will just be............ a shop.

[Road kill]

India will claim the island is really theirs and set up a blockade in response to the obvious Pakistani aggression.

Both sides swop small arms fire "and rocks" for six months then India threatens nuclear action, but Pakistan claims India is really planning to limit the worlds supply of Curry to only Muslim countries and everything else is just a cover up that nobody was aware of until it was uncovered by a team of know it all's from NZ's Secret KB Forum being run under the dictatorship of the self proclaimed "I know more than you do cunt" Katman.

Others from the E Bear kb clan also claim never before heard information,but lose all credibility after being found spamming Motorcycle web sites with adds for chinese made electrical equipment and stolen MX5 parts.

The threat of all this shit brings America into the argument,but before they can make up a good reason to nuke both counties there's another earth quake,the bloody island goes back down again and Team NZ is sent in on their flash new boat that doesn't have a real job anymore to save the day.

Unfortunately TNZ also sinks after hitting what at first appears to be an old WW2 mine but on further investigation turns out to be the body of Jimmy Spital with his hands tied behind his back and with a NZ flag stuffed up his bum.

NZ Claims it was all an Australian plot so takes Australia to the newly formed Waitangi world land courts in an effort to reclaim land stolen by abo's shortly prior to the great fleets arrival in what was known at the time as Aotearoa's west islands.

England then steps in under the pretence that "we own all you bloody colonials anyway,so all islands
Under dispute actually belong to us,,,,and nobody tells them the island actually sank again.

NZ,Australia and India all decide they need a new flag so claim "bring it on cunt" and form a coalision of the "Seriously had enough of you cunts".

In response England sends battle ships which don't get half way because they use to many parts made by the Triumph motorcycle company which on failure are found to not be in stock and should of been back ordered 6 months in advance.

Pakistan feels left out but find their appeals to the newly installed head of world fair play and indoor cannabis growth ,an ex house painter from NZ's Christchurch, falls on deaf ears.

Hone Harawera claims "your all picking on me" and forms a new political party which is soon taken over by the Bishop Tamaki and renamed the Bish hop which will now be held in Whitianga each year.

The Lord Tamaki informs all members wishing to attend the Bish Hop that theymust wear the approved uniform of black tee shirt screen printed with the slogan "enough is never enough".

This enrages the blond Maori womans political league who in response appeal to the department of world fair play and indoor cannabis growth.

Unfortunately the head of the WFPAICG is found to have died of alcohol poisoning due to an unfiltered batch of home made whiskeyburbonvodkabeer with a chilli on top.

The super Maori fulla's are called in and succesfully control the ensuing riot with a quiet talk about not beating up the Mrs.

John key claims he didn't know a thing and goes on a holiday with his new bussiness partner and owner of west Auckland "Sir K.com.

To be continued,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

[awa355]

India will claim the island is really theirs and set up a blockade in response to the obvious Pakistani aggression.

Both sides swop small arms fire "and rocks" for six months then India threatens nuclear action, but Pakistan claims India is really planning to limit the worlds supply of Curry to only Muslim countries and everything else is just a cover up that nobody was aware of until it was uncovered by a team of know it all's from NZ's Secret KB Forum being run under the dictatorship of the self proclaimed "I know more than you do cunt" Katman.

Others from the E Bear kb clan also claim never before heard information,but lose all credibility after being found spamming Motorcycle web sites with adds for chinese made electrical equipment and stolen MX5 parts.

The threat of all this shit brings America into the argument,but before they can make up a good reason to nuke both counties there's another earth quake,the bloody island goes back down again and Team NZ is sent in on their flash new boat that doesn't have a real job anymore to save the day.



John key claims he didn't know a thing and goes on a holiday with his new bussiness partner and owner of west Auckland "Sir K.com.

To be continued,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

This will only bring out the conspiricy theorists. Greenpeace has already demanded this island be made a world reserve. China is also taking a keen interest in this.

[Laava]

India will claim the island is really theirs and set up a blockade in response to the obvious Pakistani aggression.

Both sides swop small arms fire "and rocks" for six months then India threatens nuclear action, but Pakistan claims India is really planning to limit the worlds supply of Curry to only Muslim countries and everything else is just a cover up that nobody was aware of until it was uncovered by a team of know it all's from NZ's Secret KB Forum being run under the dictatorship of the self proclaimed "I know more than you do cunt" Katman.

Others from the E Bear kb clan also claim never before heard information,but lose all credibility after being found spamming Motorcycle web sites with adds for chinese made electrical equipment and stolen MX5 parts.

The threat of all this shit brings America into the argument,but before they can make up a good reason to nuke both counties there's another earth quake,the bloody island goes back down again and Team NZ is sent in on their flash new boat that doesn't have a real job anymore to save the day.

Unfortunately TNZ also sinks after hitting what at first appears to be an old WW2 mine but on further investigation turns out to be the body of Jimmy Spital with his hands tied behind his back and with a NZ flag stuffed up his bum.

NZ Claims it was all an Australian plot so takes Australia to the newly formed Waitangi world land courts in an effort to reclaim land stolen by abo's shortly prior to the great fleets arrival in what was known at the time as Aotearoa's west islands.

England then steps in under the pretence that "we own all you bloody colonials anyway,so all islands
Under dispute actually belong to us,,,,and nobody tells them the island actually sank again.

NZ,Australia and India all decide they need a new flag so claim "bring it on cunt" and form a coalision of the "Seriously had enough of you cunts".

In response England sends battle ships which don't get half way because they use to many parts made by the Triumph motorcycle company which on failure are found to not be in stock and should of been back ordered 6 months in advance.

Pakistan feels left out but find their appeals to the newly installed head of world fair play and indoor cannabis growth ,an ex house painter from NZ's Christchurch, falls on deaf ears.

Hone Harawera claims "your all picking on me" and forms a new political party which is soon taken over by the Bishop Tamaki and renamed the Bish hop which will now be held in Whitianga each year.

The Lord Tamaki informs all members wishing to attend the Bish Hop that theymust wear the approved uniform of black tee shirt screen printed with the slogan "enough is never enough".

This enrages the blond Maori womans political league who in response appeal to the department of world fair play and indoor cannabis growth.

Unfortunately the head of the WFPAICG is found to have died of alcohol poisoning due to an unfiltered batch of home made whiskeyburbonvodkabeer with a chilli on top.

The super Maori fulla's are called in and succesfully control the ensuing riot with a quiet talk about not beating up the Mrs.

John key claims he didn't know a thing and goes on a holiday with his new bussiness partner and owner of west Auckland "Sir K.com.

To be continued,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Holy fuck you went to Nimbin didn't you!

Good story tho....

[mashman]

They will have build a corner first, otherwise it will just be............ a shop.

heh heh heh...

This will only bring out the conspiricy theorists. Greenpeace has already demanded this island be made a world reserve. China is also taking a keen interest in this.

I wonder if it was claimed 10 years ago when last it breached the water level (if it's the same island as some surmise)?