Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
So if I buy a Harley is that a YES![]()
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Skyryder
Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
So if I buy a Harley is that a YES![]()
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Skyryder
Free Scott Watson.
Would be a no cause sadly I'm too ugly hahaOriginally Posted by Skyryder
Harely + male + female =Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
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O.K. it don't matter what your gender is, a H-D is like 500kg of Viagra!!
There ain't no such thing as 'too ugly' when it comes to sex and Harleys!
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" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
ok i need me a harley too then.. lolOriginally Posted by scumdog
Yes, after a half-hour ride, you're stiff as hell!Originally Posted by scumdog
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My name says it all..........![]()
Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)
Hmm, Viragos came about AFTER Viagra, and AFTER H-D bikes were on this earth!!Originally Posted by Virago = Viagra
Never needed Viagra (what is it anyway?) since I got my first H-D, "Milwaukie Vibrators" is what the girls call them.
I wonder why they call them THAT??
(Off to mop the seat on my Sporty)
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" Life is not a rehearsal, it's as happy or miserable as you want to make it"
On the seventh day God created the harley and on the eight day he traded it for something lighter and faster.
If riding a sports bike means I'm not attractive to women, so be it. More cash for more bikes![]()
Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.
Hahaha Couldn't have said it better myself!!Originally Posted by Virago = Viagra
Sever
Now and forever
you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
see her, you'll never free her
you must surrender it all
And give life to me again
Disturbed - Inside the Fire
Try shaving.Originally Posted by scumdog
Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
Because their riders are lousy shags.Originally Posted by scumdog
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Speed doesn't kill people.
Stupidity kills people.
No, but a good ride gets 'em, a kind of, ah, sort of hmmm 'wet'?Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
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