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Thread: Harley Lovers - Need not look here!! (Anti-Harley Jokes)

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX

    Guys who ride harleys on the other hand = ABSOLUTELY FUCKABLE


    mmm.. harley.. lol


    So if I buy a Harley is that a YES

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    Quote Originally Posted by Skyryder
    So if I buy a Harley is that a YES

    Skyryder
    Would be a no cause sadly I'm too ugly haha

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    Quote Originally Posted by XxKiTtiExX
    Would be a no cause sadly I'm too ugly haha
    Harely + male + female =

    O.K. it don't matter what your gender is, a H-D is like 500kg of Viagra!!

    There ain't no such thing as 'too ugly' when it comes to sex and Harleys!
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Harely + male + female =

    O.K. it don't matter what your gender is, a H-D is like 500kg of Viagra!!

    There ain't no such thing as 'too ugly' when it comes to sex and Harleys!
    ok i need me a harley too then.. lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    ....it don't matter what your gender is, a H-D is like 500kg of Viagra!.......
    Yes, after a half-hour ride, you're stiff as hell!

    My name says it all..........
    Can I believe the magic of your size... (The Shirelles)

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago = Viagra
    Yes, after a half-hour ride, you're stiff as hell!

    My name says it all..........
    Hmm, Viragos came about AFTER Viagra, and AFTER H-D bikes were on this earth!!

    Never needed Viagra (what is it anyway?) since I got my first H-D, "Milwaukie Vibrators" is what the girls call them.
    I wonder why they call them THAT??

    (Off to mop the seat on my Sporty)
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    Arrow Top jokes - cheers.

    On the seventh day God created the harley and on the eight day he traded it for something lighter and faster.

    If riding a sports bike means I'm not attractive to women, so be it. More cash for more bikes
    Those who insist on perfect safety, don't have the balls to live in the real world.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Virago = Viagra
    Yes, after a half-hour ride, you're stiff as hell!

    My name says it all..........
    Hahaha Couldn't have said it better myself!!

    Sever
    Now and forever
    you're just another lost soul about to be mine again
    see her, you'll never free her
    you must surrender it all
    And give life to me again
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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    Who says they take off the fringed leather?

    What a waste of time!!

    C.B likes the tickle of leather fringes
    Try shaving.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by scumdog
    , "Milwaukie Vibrators" is what the girls call them.
    I wonder why they call them THAT??

    (Off to mop the seat on my Sporty)
    Because their riders are lousy shags.
    Speed doesn't kill people.
    Stupidity kills people.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lou Girardin
    Because their riders are lousy shags.
    No, but a good ride gets 'em, a kind of, ah, sort of hmmm 'wet'?
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