Young chicks, BJs and pineapple juice

[ellipsis]

Waiting for pizzas recently, my wife and I had to put up with some very young girls, too plump for their age and dressed in barbie dolls clothes talking very loudly while their noses were shoved into their i- phone screens. The conversation was fairly naive banter about boys and sex and spoken loudly enough to be heard by all, and to shock us 'old folks'. It degenerated into bj's and swallowing and was interspersed with lots of 'omg' and 'gross' and 'yuk'

One little fatty who wanted to be louder and more 'experienced', than the others, told her mates and everyone else within three or four meters, " if her boyfriend wanted the full on bj with results , he had to drink pineapple juice before the act...it doesn't taste so bad then".

My wife and I mused on silly little girls and our pizza and such on the drive home. Passing the last dairy before we got on the highway, I suggested that we might stop so I could get some milk and maybe some pineapple juice, to which she replied, "What the fuck do you want pineapple juice for, you dont even like the stuff and if you were thinking of waving that thing near my lips, think again, Bobbitt......"

Now in my close to sixty years on this planet and having been around a bit, it will come as no surprise to many, that one of my lifelong observations is that if you want the truth dont ask a woman...you will only get their version of what they wish you to believe or lies. Coupled with the fact that I wouldn't feel all that comfortable with raising my question with just any woman that I happened to know or have dealings with...so the question I have remains hanging, unanswered or verified. Then it came to me like a bolt from the blue. 'KB will have the answer, some of the smartest bod's I know cast their wisdom and knowledge around there.' In particular there are three minds here who fit all the criteria I need to answer my question, Mr D, Boris the Biter and Oscar ...they are male, I presume, in the realms of the most know all keyboard warriors on the ether and they are the biggest cock-suckers on here.

It's a simple question really. Is it true that pineapple juice will make a blokes seed taste like a tropical fruit, and if it is confirmed as true, do they have a particular brand of pineapple juice they favour, or should it be fresh.

Thanks in advance Mr D, Boris and Oscar

[Mental Trousers]

It does made a difference, for both men and women.

Ask Mrs ellipsis to drink a fair bit of pineapple juice and then get busy with your tongue. Maybe she'll reciprocate

[jellywrestler]

maybe it's to rinse out afterwards

[mashman]

Tuna sandwiches FTW.

[scissorhands]

Those 3 KB members mostly suck satans cock, and I think they're too afraid to ask, due to battered wife syndrome .

Dont forget the talking horse Mr Ed, hes probably done some research

[unstuck]

William James "B. J." Surhoff Was the founder and president of "Pathfinders for autism".

[cynna]

pineapple juice is for the girls to drink so i have been told

[awa355]

If men have to put up with custard, women can get to like Pineapple.

[AllanB]

I checked for you and there is nothing about pineapple juice in my Honda's owners manual.

[gammaguy]

So clearly at the moment most women are drinking vinegar milkshakes and most guys are drinking salted yogurt

[Madness]

Bosslady will be along shortly to enlighten us.

[mrchips]

Smother the old fella with wipped cream & Sherbet with a cherry on top for added pizzazz.

If that don't do the trick, the dog will thank you for it

[Woodman]

put heaps of Vodka in the pineapplejuice and give it to the lady to drink, and then another and so on.........

[george formby]

Here ya go........

[BigAl]

So........ Any of you girls out there like the taste of chocolate