I let you all down, and I apologise

[Drew]

You fucken let us down alright. With that weak arse story!

To sum it up. You got a horn tooted at you, so you slowed some cock smoker down till you caught a red light. Walked back to his car and yelled at his window, then rode off.

[HenryDorsetCase]

You fucken let us down alright. With that weak arse story!

To sum it up. You got a horn tooted at you, so you slowed some cock smoker down till you caught a red light. Walked back to his car and yelled at his window, then rode off.

pithy, and accurate.

though to be fair we were all slowed down because of the single lane/road cones/30k thing.

I didnt even think about him running over the bike as I was walking back till later. It shows what a mature and productive member of society I have become. I once (many years ago) got involved in some sort-of fisticuffs in a similar situation. You can shout me some anger management lessons if you like. Its obviously worked well for you.

[slowpoke]

You fucken let us down alright. With that weak arse story!

To sum it up. You got a horn tooted at you, so you slowed some cock smoker down till you caught a red light. Walked back to his car and yelled at his window, then rode off.

Exactly what I was thinking. A lot of drama over fuck all. Best you don't come to my work, there's worse happens in the lunch queue every single day.

[imdying]

Do you like getting to see other guy's cocks.

Well shit bro, you know what it's like... first you start watching pron as a younger man... only the lesbian shit mind, don't wanna look at no gay cocks... then that's not enough, so pretty soon you're watching some regular hetero stuff... cocks don't bother you so bad after a while... but then that's not enough, so soon you're into gang bangs... quickly followed by inter-racial ones... and man those big black trouser snakes make you go oooo weeeeee.... Then it's all down hill from there... within a short time you're looking up full on gay pron, and you realise hey maybe you're not quite so straight after all.... finally you find yourself hanging around in public park toilet blocks at night, mincing between the bushes, looking for the next cock to suck to get your fix.... At least, that's what I hear....

[HenryDorsetCase]

Exactly what I was thinking. A lot of drama over fuck all. Best you don't come to my work, there's worse happens in the lunch queue every single day.

why do you let people in Audis in your lunch queue? Pretty sure OSH might have an issue with that.

[wharekura]

..., looking for the next cock to suck to get your fix.... At least, that's what I hear....

At last now I know the problem regarding not getting enough out of my current marital arrangement (working too late and all that shit) - I need to find a bloke like this that's addicted to keeping one happy.

[mashman]

Sounds like a case of financial envy to me. Onya for enhancing your calm.

[AllanB]

I've noticed a fair increase in agro drivers around our city. Pretty sure everyone has had a guts full of ratshit road repairs, closed roads, winter, broken homes etc. The reason and fair play that happened post quakes has departed and we are now back to good old my space my space driving.

Audi's appear to be driven by those who are used to getting their way in life. Good to remind them it is not all about them!

Also consider he may have been out punting his $100k car last weekend only to be passed by a $20k bike. Generally fucks em off!

[nerrrd]

why do you let people in Audis in your lunch queue? Pretty sure OSH might have an issue with that.

It's probably the drive-thru at Macca's, Audi drivers can't get enough of that shit.

[Maha]

It's probably the drive-thru at Macca's, Audi drivers can't get enough of that shit.

Big Mac combo with a soy milk strawberry shake?

[unstuck]

HTFU.

[Grizzo]

Beautiful day here in the 03 today so I decided to bring the bike to work. Pootling along, enjoying, as much as possible the communt to work.

this is a town with a lot of road works and 30kph signage. Coming round Cranmer square I am doing my thing, slowing down and letting people in in front of me (its one lane, 30k, who is in a hurry?) when I get some fuckwit in an Audi (DZH551) behind me on the airhorns. I'm like, "what the hell?" because all I am doing is what I do and this cunt is right up my arse. I dont generally let things like that make me angry because it is counterproductive, but I very deliberately slowed to leave a gap of about 10m in front of me and the car in front. Audi guy is seething. And guess what, the light changes and he has to stop. With me in front. So, kickstand down, get off the bike, walk to the window and ask him what his problem is. I had to speak firmly because he would not wind his window down or look at me or acknowledge my presence.

Rather than kick in his headlights or smash his door mirror off, I departed. I made sure to be very slow so he would get stuck at the red light. except he ran it.

Fuck people. Fuck Audi drivers. they are the new BMW drivers.

Jesus fuckin christ, you certainly showed that yuppie cunt what for!

[Voltaire]

Audis....are they the ones with four ring pieces ?

[Grizzo]

Audis....are they the ones with four ring pieces ?

Nice. Yep, battie boys for sure!

[carburator]

Beautiful day here in the 03 today so I decided to bring the bike to work. Pootling along, enjoying, as much as possible the communt to work.

this is a town with a lot of road works and 30kph signage. Coming round Cranmer square I am doing my thing, slowing down and letting people in in front of me (its one lane, 30k, who is in a hurry?) when I get some fuckwit in an Audi (DZH551) behind me on the airhorns. I'm like, "what the hell?" because all I am doing is what I do and this cunt is right up my arse. I dont generally let things like that make me angry because it is counterproductive, but I very deliberately slowed to leave a gap of about 10m in front of me and the car in front. Audi guy is seething. And guess what, the light changes and he has to stop. With me in front. So, kickstand down, get off the bike, walk to the window and ask him what his problem is. I had to speak firmly because he would not wind his window down or look at me or acknowledge my presence.

Rather than kick in his headlights or smash his door mirror off, I departed. I made sure to be very slow so he would get stuck at the red light. except he ran it.

Fuck people. Fuck Audi drivers. they are the new BMW drivers.

the best part of driving a 35meter waste bin truck is when you get cunt's like that behind at the lights
is unlocking the bin, sending it back then raising the bin till the edge is just hovering over there bonnet / windscreen
( bin moves back about 3 meters on the lift before you need to raise it ) because they have no where to go..

they sure as hell start screaming...abuse..