Beer & Doors Hmmmm...

**YellowDog** · 1st October 2013, 22:16

**MIXONE** · 1st October 2013, 23:50

That'll teach the fucking thing for not opening when he told it to.

**Grizzo** · 2nd October 2013, 04:22

Quickest way from point A to point B is in a straight line.

**Maha** · 2nd October 2013, 06:05

That hole could have been made by someone exiting the room ie: The female he bought home from the bar?

**Laava** · 2nd October 2013, 06:30

And she was stacked!

**BigAl** · 2nd October 2013, 07:02

Just an average rental in NZ

**unstuck** · 2nd October 2013, 07:23

That picture makes me wonder what are some of the strangest most awkward places/positions that my fellow KB'ers have found themselves in after a bender? Waking up in the cells, not knowing why you are there is always a worry. The strangest place for me was probably coming to inside the toyworld store in browns bay, surrounded by police laughing at me, and stuffed toys and slotcar sets on either side of me.

**Swoop** · 2nd October 2013, 08:06

Originally Posted by unstuck

The strangest place for me was probably coming to inside the toyworld store in browns bay, surrounded by police laughing at me, and stuffed toys and slotcar sets on either side of me.

I remember that place! Dunno about the slotcar sets. The cuddly toys would make better pillows!

**unstuck** · 2nd October 2013, 09:05

Originally Posted by Swoop

I remember that place! Dunno about the slotcar sets. The cuddly toys would make better pillows!

Was xmas morning too.

**Grizzo** · 2nd October 2013, 09:29

Originally Posted by unstuck

That picture makes me wonder what are some of the strangest most awkward places/positions that my fellow KB'ers have found themselves in after a bender? Waking up in the cells, not knowing why you are there is always a worry. The strangest place for me was probably coming to inside the toyworld store in browns bay, surrounded by police laughing at me, and stuffed toys and slotcar sets on either side of me.

Took mushrooms in Karori and woke up about 4-5 hours later on a couch in a seedy little bar in Cuba street (Wellington City).
No wallet and very fucking confused. Jumped in a taxi and he took me out to Johnsonville, decent cab ride, back then it would've been about $50 worth or there abouts. Anyway, I lived at the bottom of a very long, steep set of stairs, well away from the road. So I tell Mr Patel I gotta shoot down to get some money "no,no,no" he says, so I fuckin bolted at warp speed, thinking I was making excellent progress I trip, fall down the steps and get stuck in a rose bush

I then wake up to to him swearing his tits off walking back to his car. I thought he was going to call the

but I never heard a thing.

**unstuck** · 2nd October 2013, 11:25

Originally Posted by Grizzo

Took mushrooms in Karori and woke up about 4-5 hours later on a couch in a seedy little bar in Cuba street (Wellington City).
No wallet and very fucking confused. Jumped in a taxi and he took me out to Johnsonville, decent cab ride, back then it would've been about $50 worth or there abouts. Anyway, I lived at the bottom of a very long, steep set of stairs, well away from the road. So I tell Mr Patel I gotta shoot down to get some money "no,no,no" he says, so I fuckin bolted at warp speed, thinking I was making excellent progress I trip, fall down the steps and get stuck in a rose bush

I then wake up to to him swearing his tits off walking back to his car. I thought he was going to call the

but I never heard a thing.

As long as you dont wake up with a condom hanging out your arse, its all good.

Unless thats the sort of thing that spins your wheels of course.