Representative governance, and shit

**scissorhands** · 9th October 2013, 10:27

geopathic forces emanating from the gap in the earths crust have taken misplaced souls to the underworld
the future looks bright
no fault shall line this nest
cut from the same cloth a tapestry has bland patterns
either way you turn it

**Maha** · 9th October 2013, 11:38

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

Here in Windy, there was someone who is going for Mayor.
His speech is ".... I am standing because I wish to inspire a generation of ethnic leaders to lead our communities and Country! If you wish to have a strong fresh leadership, ...."
Now I'm not racist but, ...

He left a small bit out...

''If you wish to have a strong fresh leadership, then vote for me because I have no chance...."

**haydes55** · 9th October 2013, 11:40

Originally Posted by nudemetalz

Here in Windy, there was someone who is going for Mayor.
His speech is ".... I am standing because I wish to inspire a generation of ethnic leaders to lead our communities and Country! If you wish to have a strong fresh leadership, ...."
Now I'm not racist but, ...

Don't vote for me because I will improve the town, lower rates etc. Vote for me because I'm a different ethnicity.... I couldn't care less if the mayor was a fat, black, lesbian, muslim chick. All I care about is they stop wasting money on stupid shit.

**Banditbandit** · 9th October 2013, 11:58

Originally Posted by scissorhands

geopathic forces emanating from the gap in the earths crust have taken misplaced souls to the underworld
the future looks bright
no fault shall line this nest
cut from the same cloth a tapestry has bland patterns
either way you turn it

It's best to stay off this forum when you're stoned ..

**Taxythingy** · 9th October 2013, 12:08

Vote for me, because I paid someone to write an inspirational, policy-free and totally non-committal blurb, just like everyone else. Well, except for Tubby, but he's a special case.

***

It would be useful to see committed policy ideas there (not #57 bus shelter moved to other side of road). You know, things like: housing density planning over the next 40 years, business & residential development requirements such as provision of parking & upgrading of intersections. Shit, I'd like to see a statement of ethics backed by a personal liability guarantee.

**BoristheBiter** · 9th October 2013, 12:45

I just found a reason to vote.

http://www.radiolive.co.nz/Grow-an-a...3/Default.aspx

**Scuba_Steve** · 9th October 2013, 13:03

Originally Posted by BoristheBiter

I just found a reason to vote.

http://www.radiolive.co.nz/Grow-an-a...3/Default.aspx

Sounds like he's headed towards starting an Atheist cult

**BoristheBiter** · 9th October 2013, 13:16

Originally Posted by Scuba_Steve

Sounds like he's headed towards starting an Atheist cult

He heading back to Invagiggle by the sounds of it.

**oldrider** · 9th October 2013, 13:22

Atheists are like Harley riders ... all trying to be so different that they all look and sound the same!

**Bikemad** · 9th October 2013, 13:57

this guy gets my vote
http://youtu.be/DZcFwzzJOkc

**oldrider** · 9th October 2013, 14:04

Originally Posted by Bikemad

this guy gets my vote
http://youtu.be/DZcFwzzJOkc

Phoney accent ... he is so obviously a Kiwi politician!

**unstuck** · 9th October 2013, 14:51

Originally Posted by BoristheBiter

I just found a reason to vote.

Ha ha, daddys gonna love that.

**Akzle** · 9th October 2013, 15:20

Originally Posted by scissorhands

geopathic forces emanating from the gap in the earths crust have taken misplaced souls to the underworld
the future looks bright
no fault shall line this nest
cut from the same cloth a tapestry has bland patterns
either way you turn it

you gotta share those meds man!