don't get ur back up, its just a joke

**Postie** · 25th August 2005, 10:18

A Somalian arrives in Manukau City as a new immigrant to New Zealand.
He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says,
"Thank you Mr.New Zealand man for letting me in this country!

"But the passer-by says "You are mistaken, I am a Pakistani".

The man goes on and encounters another passer-by.

"Thank you for having such a beautiful country here in New Zealand!"
The person says "I no Kiwi. I flom Hong Kong" The new arrival walks
further, and the next person he sees he stops, shakes his hand and
says

"Thank you for the wonderful Kiwiland!"
That person puts up his hand and says "I am from Iran, I am not Kiwi!"
He finally sees a nice lady and asks suspiciously,

"Are you a New Zealand citizen?"
She says, "No, I from Tonga!"
So he is puzzled, and asks her,

"Where are all the New Zealanders?"
The Tongan lady looks at her watch, shrugs, and says...

"Probably at work."

**placidfemme** · 25th August 2005, 10:22

lol not very PC but funny

**Suney** · 25th August 2005, 10:24

**Sniper** · 25th August 2005, 10:24

Hahahaha, so true and so funny, hahaha

**Beemer** · 25th August 2005, 10:25

Haven't heard that one before, well done!

**bugjuice** · 25th August 2005, 10:28

lol.. so why am I at work then..??

**Lias** · 25th August 2005, 11:01

lol.. so why am I at work then..??

Isn't it obvious? you cant be from somalia, pakistan, hong kong, iran or tonga lol

**Drunken Monkey** · 25th August 2005, 11:16

Since when did Kiwis have a better work ethic than the Cantonese?

**Lias** · 25th August 2005, 12:08

Originally Posted by Drunken Monkey

Since when did Kiwis have a better work ethic than the Cantonese?

Your probably right, many chinese do have an extremely good work ethic, but your beign entirely far too serious for a joke thread.

**Drunken Monkey** · 25th August 2005, 12:40

Ddin't mean it in a serious way, just had to ask the question.

Speedmedic = you've got to spend some time of your life saving some hard earned before you can afford to sit in a Casino 24x7. You'd have to be one seriously good card counter on a $10 table to make the DPB last that long