Seriously - what the F*CK???

[SARGE]

Belive it or not but you're more likely to get shot for no reason in NY or L.A. than in the deep south.

in Cleveland.. you MIGHT get one whack with that hammer.. the next sound would be a *BANG*.. .45 through the forehead.. rolling out of the car with a hammer and fire in your eyes is reason enough for me to suspect that you might be wanting to do me serious physical harm.. i am at LEAST gonna have it cocked and locked.. raise the hammer towards me and that is felonious assault.. im going for a kneecap..minimum ( that is , of course, in the US where i DO pack a Colt .45.. licensed to do so too..)

before you ( you know who you are too) start American bashing .. in areas where there are Concealed Carry Laws.. Violent crime has DROPPED SUBSTANTIALLY.. never know if the Blue Wrinser you are gonna mug is packin heat..

[SPman]

before you ( you know who you are too) start American bashing .. in areas where there are Concealed Carry Laws.. Violent crime has DROPPED SUBSTANTIALLY.. never know if the Blue Wrinser you are gonna mug is packin heat..

Unfortunately crime in neighbouring states has risen - due to all the low lifes moving areas to easier pickings.....

[Lou Girardin]

How's the accidental gunshot death rate doing?

BTW all of the US has seen a general drop in crime rates since 2000, a booming economy and high empoyment keeps idle hands busy.

[sir.pratt]

Lucky he didn't use a discus - now that could have REALLY hurt!

And wasn't it a shocker when Sione lost the ball over the line?

[myvice]

Best self defence move I have ever mastered:
Pissed off an individual (my fault too, nobodies perfect) apologised but he wanted to "Lets settle this like men" Trying not to laugh, (fat, slow, daft as a brush) I said Ok, lent into my car and got my mouth guard out of my training bag.
You pop on of those in and all of a sudden no one wants to play...
Jax's had one better when a guy cut her off, Jax beeped so he pulled over and got out.
Jax is 5 foot 4 and weighs f all, BUT got out wearing a Tai-Kwon Do dobok (uniform) "Err, arr, hmm, Sorry bout that" and off he went!
Still scary out there, don’t know how long it will take befor someone gets shot over here caus the shooter thought they where in trouble!

[Beemer]

And did you see that the lying shitbag wasn't even related to the two sportspeople (who I had never heard of) he claimed to be family members? I hope he gets the book thrown at him and the judge takes into account his lying when he appears for sentencing.

[SARGE]

Best self defence move I have ever mastered:
Pissed off an individual (my fault too, nobodies perfect) apologised but he wanted to "Lets settle this like men" Trying not to laugh, (fat, slow, daft as a brush) I said Ok, lent into my car and got my mouth guard out of my training bag.
You pop on of those in and all of a sudden no one wants to play...

i just giggle like a madman..

[Macktheknife]

Actually had a guy on the bridge try to knock me off twice with his truck, then caught up to me at the lights, ran thru traffic to punch me in the helmet. (not well thought out), so I got off my bike and smacked him with my carbon knuckled glove, and enquired if he would like to pursue the matter off the road. he saw sense at this point but I admit to being a little crazy in circumstances where someone tries to smear me on the road.
Sadly I am told this kind of moron is not unknown in Auckland and Wellington in particular, perhaps we just have more then our fair share of nutters in tin-tops. Ride like they are TRYING to kill you and you should be fine!