Little Johnny was in the classroom on a Friday afternoon, and the
teacher had a game for the kids.
"Okay class. Now I'm going to say a famous quote, and the first person
To tell me who said that quote, can have Monday off" said the teacher.
'To be, or not to be. That is the question,' spoke the teacher.
Little Din Don Chow at the front of the class called out,
"Shakespeare!"
"Well done!" said the teacher. "You can have Monday off".
"No thank you miss. I am of Vietnamese origin and it is in our culture
to study as hard as we can, so I will be here on Monday studying hard,
"said little Din Don Chow.
Okay," said the teacher. The next quote is - "I HAD A DREAM!".
Little Fri Sum Kat also at the front yelled out "Martin Luther King!"
"Well done!" said the teacher. "You can have Monday off"
"No thank you miss. I am of Chinese origin and we also don't take time
Off school. Education is everything to us, so I will be in on Monday
studying hard too," said little Fri Sum Kat.
Okay," said the teacher.
Then she heard a voice from the back of the classroom, "Fuc#ing Asians!"
"Who said that?" yelled the teacher in an angry tone.
"Winston Peters!" yelled little Johnny. "See ya Tuesday"!
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